Ferguson Safety Smock

Why you should buy a Ferguson Safety Smock:
  • They're virtually indestructible.
  • They have no hard fasteners that can be filed into weapons.
  • They have no nylon hook-and-loop fasteners that can be torn off and used as a rope.
  • They include a sanitary belt "designed for self-destructive females on their menses."
  • Plus, they make a great fashion statement!

     Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 28, 2009
     Category: Fashion | Prisons

They are stylish, though, aren't they?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/28/09 at 08:41 AM
Dumbfounded: People in prison don't pay taxes.
Posted by Paul in Athens GA on 04/28/09 at 08:49 AM
A satisfied customer says: "In 10 years using 15 blankets, 7 smocks and 1 sleeping bag I have replaced only 1 strip of Velcro on 1 smock. These wear like iron and clean like a dream."
– Tina Potts, Laundry Specialist

So, they wear like iron? That can't be comfortable. And... why would a laundry specialist need these?
Posted by Nethie on 04/28/09 at 12:41 PM
The couple in the photo are the company CEO and his bride.

Trust me.
Posted by Paul in Athens GA on 04/28/09 at 01:33 PM
perhaps it would be protection against assults of all kinds while incarcerated.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/28/09 at 07:41 PM
no rope, no hope :ohh:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/29/09 at 12:51 AM
yeah 'cuz you know nobody gets offed by a blow to the head.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/29/09 at 07:37 AM
"Brought to you by, the Old Testament!" :lol:

Seriously, Beardy McGee up there looks like he's ready to wander the desert for a few decades...or he just got back.
Posted by Jmonkeh on 04/29/09 at 08:16 AM
apparently driving is out of the question..
Posted by mrjazz on 04/29/09 at 07:25 PM
Perfect for all your dungeon imprisonment needs! Got a daughter you want to lock up in the cellar for 20 years? We have the solution to keep her subdued!!
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 04/30/09 at 11:02 PM
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