george bartusek

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George Bartusek Jr., 51, Cape Coral, Fla., was arrested in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store doing what a police report termed "distateful" things to a blow-up doll. Fort Myers News-Press [yep, mug shot!]
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Feb 05, 2009
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I am going to Publix shortly....maybe I will get to see something "distasteful"!
Posted by AGFH on 02/05/09 at 11:09 AM
Crossing my fingers for you AGFH! 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 11:20 AM
Would it have been more tastful if he acted out a love scene from a Jane Austin movie?
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/05/09 at 11:22 AM
"Distasteful" is a crime now?
"At least one" blow up doll? What he was having a menage e twa?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/05/09 at 11:36 AM
Exposing his pubix in Publix, huh? 😊
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/05/09 at 12:02 PM
Big Gary -

How about using the carpool lane?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/05/09 at 12:46 PM
Cape Cod Cad Caught Doing Dirty Deeds with Doll

If you're going to alliterate in your title, do it right, news-press.com.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/05/09 at 12:53 PM
He probably couldn't help himself after walking through the melons in the produce section.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 02/05/09 at 12:57 PM
You know, BP, you might be onto something. I've been in a few Pubix's in my time and those women who pass out the sausages can be quite seductive!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/05/09 at 01:23 PM
Darn, the most distasteful thing I saw was a giant fat lady riding through the parkinglot on a scooter with her hair in Pipi Longstocking pony tails and a cigar about a foot long hanging out of her mouth.
Posted by AGFH on 02/05/09 at 01:27 PM
Why is it always the people who need it most using those scooters?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 01:32 PM
people who need -excersise- the most
(oops)
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 01:33 PM
We have Ocean State Job Lot instead
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 01:34 PM
My boss didn't understand why I started laughing just now when he asked me to do a report for Publix - I didn't try to explain it to him.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 01:47 PM
Don't go in there ASFF - you're IQ will instantly be lowered
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/05/09 at 04:47 PM
not guilty!
Posted by One of them guys on 02/05/09 at 07:22 PM
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