How to pick-up women

Bryan "Double B" Barton of Sacramento teaches a class on how to pick-up women. In it, you'll learn lines such as these:

“Do you have something in your eye… oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
“You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line.”
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.”

There's also a technique he calls the "neg" which is "an insult wrapped in a compliment, and it’s basically to say I know you’re here, but I’m not in awe of you."

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     Posted By: Alex - Sun Jun 15, 2014
     Category: Jobs and Occupations | Love & Romance

With my back acting up the only women I'm likely to pick up would be named Barbie. 😜
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/15/14 at 12:41 PM
Barbie is better than anyone will do with those lines honey.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/15/14 at 06:03 PM
Famous (bad) pick-up lines --

What did the polar bear say? "Well now the ice is broken!"

Are you tired yet? You've been running through my mind all night.

Ha ha ha
Posted by girlgeniusNYC on 06/16/14 at 12:44 AM
"Did you just fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is really messed up!"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

"Does this drink taste like GHB?"

"You have 15 seconds. Start running!"
Posted by Will S. on 06/16/14 at 10:32 AM
I once picked up a girl without a word. I just walked up to her, kissed her, and walked away. I'm still married to the lady 32 years later.
Posted by tadchem on 06/16/14 at 02:16 PM
Aww tadchem, that's sweet. Although it could have easily gone the other way if you weren't a good kisser!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/16/14 at 09:32 PM
Don't be stealing my mistress tadchem !! My wife .. well that's negotiable.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 06/16/14 at 10:36 PM
Why would I even want a woman who falls for those?
Posted by Richard Bos on 06/17/14 at 08:30 AM
My favorite is the previously (sort of) mentioned "Excuse me, miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?" Trichloromethane, yeah. Don't have the white Dodge van with no windows, though. Only thing I've actually used it for was putting a cat to sleep. Gonna take a while to get through a litre of it that way.
Posted by Mr Evilwrench on 06/17/14 at 01:18 PM
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, by Neil Strauss documented these techniques a decade ago.
Posted by Gary on 06/17/14 at 11:03 PM
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