Lobster Vasectomy

If you are going to shoplift lobster, hiding them in your pants is not such a good idea. A 24 year old Bristol, England man found this out first hand. He grabbed two lobsters from their tank, put them down his drawers and ran out the supermarket door. At which point the lobsters grabbed him and EMTs had to use pliers to get them loose from his family jewels. After a hospital stay he's healing and will get use of his favorite body part back. But alas, will now be permenetly shooting blanks. Sad for him but good news for the gene pool!
     Posted By: patty - Wed May 06, 2009
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okay, i put in a url address and it didn't come up.

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/1-112.htm

the above is where you can read the story. hopefully i'll get it right next time.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/06/09 at 07:25 PM
hahaha that is funny or at least the way you phrased it..kudos Patty
Posted by hickory_johnson on 05/06/09 at 07:39 PM
Great post, patty. I feel better about myself with people like this in the world.

(Oh and if you want some html tips for future posts, shoot me an email: bortai dot degera at gmail dot com and I'll send you my handy dandy quick reference HTML guide!)
Posted by Nethie on 05/06/09 at 07:45 PM
Even if this isn't true, it's one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.
Posted by mdb777 on 05/06/09 at 08:46 PM
thanks hickory and nethie! 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/06/09 at 08:59 PM
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