indecent exposure

Gender discrimination in indecent exposure law
A judge in Maine ruled that the two men who went skinny-dipping in an adjacent lake for the entertainment of restaurant-goers in August (jumpers would get free sandwiches) were guilty of indecent exposure but that the buck-naked lady with them was not. Official legal reason: The men dangle; the lady doesn't. That is, ya can't actually see her sex organ (from a distance). The judge said the legislature needs to rewrite. Bangor Daily News
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Nov 05, 2008
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Some Dangle, But I drag. Did I mention I wear a size 15 shoe.
*note to self: Shave your Fu Man Chu off, TODAY!!!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/05/08 at 09:47 AM
Sounds like you've got a low down Pinocchio syndrome.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/05/08 at 09:53 AM
I've got to play a indian pipe to get mine to show its head.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 10:38 AM
Some fetishist women can hang down a few inches. Does that count as indecent?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/05/08 at 11:53 AM
Yet another reason it's great to be a woman!

See, avmayes - that's probably why you shouldn't run. You may trip... 😉

Maxx - I have no comment... except my prior "motion in the ocean" comment.

kingmonkey - If you can see her stuff dangling down, it's indecent. Indecent and not natural.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 12:04 PM
KW - Thanks for the words of encouragement, but my hand has never complained. 😏
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 12:25 PM
Maxx - and I bet your hand never will!!!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 12:27 PM
I don't know KW, he does get cramps sometimes.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 12:40 PM
Well... I can't help you there. I'm trying, but you're not making it easy. Perhaps I should mention... pancakes?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 12:43 PM
With all these times we discuss you and Jules in the pancake postion I'm going to be so aroused next time I take the family to IHOP.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 12:48 PM
Maybe you shouldn't go to IHOP. Or anywhere near IHOP.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 12:54 PM
Ok, but are you bringing MY undies or yours??
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 01:00 PM
Yours darling...yours. 😜
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 01:05 PM
Ah. I should probably send you a new pair then, huh? 😉
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 01:07 PM
A new used pair.

sniff, sniff 😊
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 01:13 PM
Well, of COURSE. Only the best (and weirdest) for you, Maxx!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 01:15 PM
You make me feel so special, KW. :red:
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 01:17 PM
I'm fairly sure I never want to eat a pancake ever again.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/05/08 at 01:24 PM
Well, kingmonkey, maybe the girls can sit on an igloo ice chest for a while first and then you can think of them as waffles.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/05/08 at 01:26 PM
Where's your sense of fun and weirdness, kingmonkey?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/05/08 at 01:31 PM
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