More items for the list

Here are some more objects to add to the rectum-themed Name That List challenge of a few days ago:

A 50-year-old vicar told the medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the potato they had to surgically remove from his rectum got up there on account of a perfectly innocent accident. He fell backwards onto it while hanging curtains in the nude. Absolutely no sex games were involved, thank you very much!

A nurse at the hospital also claimed to have seen a cucumber, a Russian doll, and a carnation removed from the rectums of patients.

Link: Metro.co.uk
     Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 13, 2008
     Category: Accidents | Sexuality | Fetishes





Comments
50-year-old vicar Either way dude, WTF are you doing hanging curtains in the nude? Maybe some altar boys were outside his window. Also, is that a picture if the spud in question.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 10:56 AM
I am reminded of a story I read about a fellow who explained the 3" mason jar in his ass as having found its way there when he slippe don the kitchen floor while washing his dog in the nude.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/13/08 at 11:31 AM
Paul Thomas- maybe he wanted to ask his proctologist to the prom and just got a little creative.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 12:35 PM
reposted comment:
Whatever happened to just putting a good ol' fashioned penis in the ass? This list makes baby Jesus sad.
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 11/10 at 01:17 PM
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/13/08 at 12:57 PM
What exactly is an ol'fashioned penis?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 01:01 PM
As oppsed to the new-fangled penis, with all its gadgets and gizmos?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/13/08 at 01:06 PM
Damn, I've just got a plain old regular penis. I wonder if I can get someone to pimp my penis....wait....scratch that idea...that doesn't sound good
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 01:10 PM
Maybe I can just get some racing stripes down the sides.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 01:12 PM
possibly even some spinners
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 01:13 PM
I'm gonna end up with the best looking penis in town.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 01:13 PM
Does that count if it's just sitting in the driveway on cinder blocks doing nothing?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/13/08 at 01:16 PM
I just noticed your comment Jules. At least it'll look good sitting in the driveway on cinder blocks. It won't be doin' nothin'. It be shinin'.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 02:51 PM
It wouldn't need cinder blocks because it does idle in the driveway from time to time, right, Maxx?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/13/08 at 03:39 PM
You kidding...it's been idling for years. Just waiting for the big race one day.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 03:43 PM
BTW - That would be a race to IHOP.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 03:44 PM
I'm really not going to be able to control my laughter next time I go to IHOP
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/13/08 at 03:47 PM
The waitress might think you're laughing at her choice of profession and spit on your pancakes.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 03:49 PM
Don't worry, I would be more than happy to explain to everyone dressed up in their sunday church clothes why I find their choice of breakfast hilarious
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/13/08 at 03:50 PM
You might empty the place out with that.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 03:53 PM
I won't be able to control my laughter either. My problem is that I'll have to explain it to the wife and kids...well maybe not the kids.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/13/08 at 03:56 PM
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