[News] Cult of the Clit

Because its raison d'étre is the intense, mindless fondling of women's genitals, it becomes a quasi-political, near-spiritual statement, at least according to the editors of the New York Times, which featured on Sunday a full take-out on the San Francisco commune that practices "orgasmic meditation" (of females only) every morning at 7 a.m. sharp. (Men can contribute their fingers to the process, but their personal orgasms are on their own time and presumably more vulgar than women's.) The founder of the One Taste Urban Retreat Center, Nicole Daedone, 41, is revered/obeyed by the dozen or more in residence at any one time, with a maniacal power to convince women to improve their sense of self via climactic ferocity. (Bonus: A 50-yr-old male communer, who is a Silicon Valley engineer, according to the Times, credited "the practice of manually fixing his attention on a tiny spot of a woman's body" with "improv[ing] his own concentration at work.") New York Times /// OneTaste.us
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Mar 18, 2009

How do you know?
Posted by Lovemonkey on 03/18/09 at 03:12 PM
don't most men claim that thoughts of a woman's body distract them from concentrating on work? 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/18/09 at 08:07 PM
I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f**king face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f**king face. I make that sh!t work. It does whatever the f**k I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f**k, none of you little f**ks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f**k. Then I rub my nose with it.

Either it's a slow day at WU or none of you are Kevin Smith fans. I can't believe I'm the first with this.

Posted by DownCrisis on 03/18/09 at 11:52 PM
sorry downcrisis, i don't know who that is. 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/18/09 at 11:57 PM
WHAA???? You don't know who Kevin Smith is??? You've never seen Clerks or Mallrats or Dogma or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or Clerks II or Chasing Amy? You need to check this link out...


It's the exact scene from my previous quote (It's uncensored so don't play it at work!)

His stuff is hilarious! Kevin Smith is the guy with the beard and hat backwards. Seriously, check him out. Even his interview stuff on YouTube is great. There's one about him writing a script for a superman movie. It's 20 minutes long but so worth it.

"New Jersey represent!"
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/19/09 at 12:22 AM
silent bob! okay, yeah i saw dogma. carlin playing a cardinal freakin' priceless dude!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/19/09 at 12:28 AM
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