News of the Weird, January 18, 2015

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M406, January 18, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

Among the breakthroughs demonstrated by the computer-chip company Intel’s RealSense system is a cocktail dress from Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht that not only senses the wearer’s “mood” but acts to repel (or encourage) strangers who might approach the wearer. Sensors (including small LED monitors) measure respiration and 11 other profiles, and, if the wearer is “stressed,” artistic spider-leg epaulets extend menacingly from the shoulder to suggest that “intruders” keep their distance (in which case the dress resembles something from the movie “Aliens”)--or, if the wearer feels relaxed, the legs wave invitingly. The experimental “spider dress” was showcased at January’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. [Daily Mail (London), 1-7-2015]

Government in Action

Because Congress and Presidents often change their minds, NASA recently continued to build on a $349 million rocket testing tower in Mississippi for a “moon” project that had been canceled back in 2010. The now-idle tower sits down the road from a second rocket testing tower being built for its “replacement”--an “asteroid” project. Critics, according to a December Washington Post examination, blame Senators who believe it smarter to keep contractors at work (even though useless) because, Congress and the President might change their minds yet again. Said a high-profile critic, “We have to decide . . . whether we want a jobs program or a space program.” NASA’s inspector general in 2013 identified six similar “mothballed” projects that taxpayers continue to maintain. [Washington Post, 12-15-2014]

Un-Government: About 240 of the 350 police departments in Massachusetts claim their SWAT and other specialty operations are not “government” services but rather not-for-profit corporate activities and are thus entitled to avoid certain government obligations. Even though their officers have the power to carry weapons, arrest people, and break down doors during raids, these “Law Enforcement Councils” refuse to comply with government open-records laws for civilian monitoring of SWAT activities. The latest refusal, by the 58 police agencies of the North Eastern Massachusetts LEC, was filed in state Superior Court in December. [Daily News of Newburyport, 12-13-2014; Washington Post, 6-26-2014]

DIY Policing in Seattle: A Seattle Times columnist suffered a “smash and grab” break-in of his car in October but was brushed off by the Seattle Police Department--told simply to go file an insurance claim. However, he (and his energetic 14-year-old daughter) located the perpetrators themselves by GPS and called for police help, only to be chastised by the dispatcher, warning that they could get hurt. Only when a local crime-fighting TV show adopted the case, along with the suburban Sammamish, Wash., police department, was the gang of thieves finally pursued and apprehended (resulting in charges for “hundreds” of smash-and-grab thefts). (Bonus: One alleged perpetrator was quoted as saying the thefts were undertaken “because we knew the police wouldn’t do anything.”) [Seattle Times, 10-31-2014, 11-7-2014]

Wait, What?

Ms. Connie Lay passed away in Aurora, Ind., in November, leaving a last will and testament that calls for her German shepherd, Bella, to be promptly buried with her--even though Bella is still alive and peppy. Ms. Lay preferred sending Bella to a certain shelter in Utah, but if that “is not possible” or involves “too much expense” (judgments to be decided by a close friend, not publicly named), Bella is to be euthanized. At press time, the friend still had not decided. [WCPO-TV (Cincinnati), 12-17-2014]

Mother of All Surgeries: After 15 months of faulty diagnoses, Briton Pam Pope, 65, finally got the (bad) news: a rare, slow-moving cancer of the appendix, “pseudomyxoma peritonei.” The malignancy was so advanced that her only hope was the removal of all organs that she could possibly do without. In a six-surgeon, 13-hour operation in May 2014 at Hampshire Clinic in Basingstoke, England, Pope parted with her appendix, large bowel, gall bladder, spleen, womb, ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, and most of her small bowel. She has endured massive chemotherapy, is on a nightly drip for hydration, and still remains frail, according to a December report in London’s Daily Mail. [Daily Mail, 12-15-2014]

When someone swiped the iPhone of Adam Wisneski, 31, on January 2nd, he rode his bicycle to Chicago’s Shakespeare District police station to file a stolen-property report. He parked the bike inside the door, filled out the form, prepared to leave--and noticed the bike was missing. He told an amused officer he needed another form. (Officers on duty said perhaps a homeless man who was in the station took it and are “making an effort,” said Wisneski, to find it.) [WBBM-TV (Chicago), 1-5-2015]

What Researchers Do

The natural enemy of the “hawkmoth” (for 65 million years) is the bat, but thanks to a recent study by biologists at Boise State University and the University of Florida, we know the reason why so many hawkmoths are able to avoid their predator: They signal each other by rubbing their genitals on their abdomens, which somehow mimics bats’ own high-frequency sounds, thus jamming the bats’ aural ability to detect hawkmoths’ locations. Professors Jesse Barber and Akito Kawahara, working in Malaysia, tethered a hawkmoth to a wire and then tracked a bat using slow-motion cameras and high-definition microphones, painstakingly examining the results for a 2014 journal article. [Daily Mail (London), 12-11-2014]

Bringing the Total Cow Sounds to 3: A team from Britain’s University of Nottingham and Queen Mary University of London found (according to a December BBC News report) that cows make two “distinctly different” call sounds to their calves, depending on whether the calves are nearby (low frequency mooing, with mouth closed) or separated (higher frequency). The team said it spent 10 months digitally recording cow noises, then a year analyzing them by computer. [BBC News, 12-16-2014]

Least Competent Criminals

Not Nearly Ready for Prime Time: (1) A potential robber was turned away from a store on East Harry St. in Wichita, Kan., on December 11th after he, demanding cash, explained to the clerk that he “had six children and needed the money.” The clerk told the man he had too many kids. The man, apparently chastened, fled the store empty-handed. (2) A masked man approached a clerk at Sam’s Mart in New Haven, Conn., on November 29th and passed a note demanding money and pointing his finger at the clerk (perhaps an inept attempt to feign having a gun in his pocket). According to police, the clerk grabbed the finger and threatened to break it, sending the man fleeing into the night. [Wichita Eagle, 12-12-2014] [New Haven Independent, 12-1-2014]

People Different From Us

In a joint operation in December, police in Beijing and three provinces broke up two prostitution rings that specialized in supplying young lactating mothers with Chinese men who pay to be breastfed. Police said that women who provide sex with the “meal” earn higher fees. The women had either stopped breastfeeding their babies or cut back to favor their clients. Critics, according to the South China Morning Post, said this “lactophilia” showed “the moral degradation of China’s rich.” [International Business Times (London), 12-29-2014]


Jared Walter, 27, returns to News of the Weird after a four-year hiatus, charged with snipping a woman’s hair while in line behind her in December at a Dollar Tree store in Oregon City, Ore. In 2010, he was imprisoned for cutting the hair of three female passengers on municipal buses in the Portland area, and after being released in 2011, sentenced again for a similar incident. (Walter’s inexplicable history with female hair actually extends back to grade school, reported Portland’s The Oregonian.) [The Oregonian, 12-31-2014]

A News of the Weird Classic (June 2011) .M219

A 53-year-old man with failing eyesight and who had recently undergone intestinal surgery told Sonoma, Calif., police that on Sunday afternoon, May 1st [2011], a woman had come to his home and instructed him to drop his pants and get face-down on the bed so that she could administer an enema. He said he assumed his doctor had sent her and thus complied, and it was over in two minutes, and she was gone. The doctor later said he had no idea who the woman was. (In the 1970s, in the Champaign, Ill., area, Michael Kenyon famously operated similarly as the "Illinois Enema Bandit"--and inspired the late Frank Zappa's song, "Illinois Enema Bandit Blues.") [Sonoma News, 5-11-2011]

Thanks This Week to Jim Weber and Ivan Katz, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
     Posted By: Chuck - Sun Jan 18, 2015

Spider dress- The name is creepy enough, the description more so.

DIY policing- I had an experience with hit and run years ago and the police had no interest in doing anything about it. They really have little interest in property crimes.

Bella- She's not an Egyptian Pharaoh let that poor dog go to a good home.

Hawkmoths- Doesn't that chaffe?

Cows- That is not surprizing, of course they communicate with their young.

Hair cutting- One day he will accost the wrong woman and get his ass kicked.

Surgery- So since they missed the boat on her diagnosis they gut her to save her life. Lovely.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/18/15 at 09:21 PM
Spider Dress I guess some guys would need such crude signals, unlike we sofisiticated dudes with coothes we got around here.

Congress Seriously, these people doing stupid, costly, duplicated stuff is weird??? Hell it's de rigueur to even get into the club.

Mass. SWAT Think of a starving tree that needs refreshing.

DIY Policing There needs to be some DIY pay cuts.

Briton Pam Pope Coming soon to an Obama Care facility near you!

Chicago’s Police Obviously not enough gun control. ie: Somebody need to shoot the SOB that stole the bike.

Hawkmoth Somebody's been watching David Attenborough's latest documentaries. Good stuff, as always.

Cow Sounds Couldn't have asked the 6yo farm kid?

Wichita Robber If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.

Curtailed Lactophilia That sucks!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/19/15 at 10:42 AM
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