[News] Updates and Recurring Themes

Asexuals are getting more assertive ("Celibacy is a choice; asexuality is an orientation"), denying they're repressed, even if they have a history with doing the deed. ("I enjoy golf [too], but if I never play it again, I don't care.") Good point: Why do we yawn at a lot of the odd paraphilias, yet insist that asexuals are strange? (Bonus: The reporter on the case is "Olly Bootle.") The Independent (London)

If you drive a $185,000 Porsche, and you want some audio put in, do you drop it off at Circuit City (whose rogue employee took it on a $50,000 joyride)? Home News (New Brunswick, N.J.)

The style to which the divorcée had become accustomed requires, er, $53,000 a week—no, wait, she's in court complaining that's not enough. Associated Press via Yahoo

Things are not as they seem: The Smoking Gun produces Michelle Owen, 24, who's really kinda cute, but on the other hand, they did find those two videos of her having sex with a dog. TheSmokingGun.com

Update: In this chaotic world right now, with threats of tectonic-like shifts in our daily lives, it's reassuring that at least one institution promises to always remain constant: Texas "justice." For example, the highest criminal-appeals court just officially reaffirmed that Andre Thomas, the guy who plucked out both his eyeballs (after plucking out his murder victims' hearts), is sane and can be executed. (Bonus: The court did concede that Andre's "crazy," just not "insane.") Associated Press via KFDM-TV (Beaumont)

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     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Mar 19, 2009

Michelle Owen - Wow, read the blurb on Smoking Gun, you wont regret it. This chick is a winner!
Please don't take this the wrong way......but if you're going to have sex with a dog, why a beagle? They're tiny.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/19/09 at 05:09 PM
Porsche - I have a '98 Honda Civic... I doubt I have to worry about someone getting that enthused about my car.

53,000 a week - That's a style I'd like to have opportunity to get accustomed to.

Dog Pornstar - No pics of the dogs? Who are we to judge without further information?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/19/09 at 06:50 PM
asexuals- there are people born unable to feel physical pain, there are people born unable to feel emotions (sociopaths), why not this? not much fun though! 😝

porsche- if he could afford that car then he could afford to take it somewhere that doesn't only employ teenie boppers who didn't want to work fast food to get a sound system installed. duh! 😕

ex-wife- just shut up and pay her dude, learn the lesson, and next time you want booty half your age get a professional call girl- they're cheaper. :zip:

dog- gross! she should have the mother of all vaginal infections from that stunt. oh and didn't a past president say oral wasn't sex. so i guess she just took hand feeding her pet to the next level. 😖 (i bet if they get the ex-boyfriend for child porn she'll be happy anyway.)

crazy- this is texas, is anyone really suprised? 😏
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/19/09 at 09:05 PM
Olly Bootle! What a great name. I'm going to find a way to work that name into all of my conversations.

And yes, that's the only thing I have to contribute to these updates 😉
Posted by Nethie on 03/19/09 at 10:43 PM
"The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera as Owen continued to rub her vagina and smoke her cigarette."
Posted by qualityleashdog on 03/20/09 at 01:31 AM
I'm surprised there wern't any Ferris Buehler references to the Porsche. I love that scene! 😊

I guess the techs didn't think they had anything to loose since Circuit City is going out of business.
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/20/09 at 08:27 AM
Lose! Lose I meant! :lol:
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/20/09 at 08:28 AM
Dog Pornstar - Animal attraction, perhaps?
agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 03/20/09 at 11:06 AM
oh he's paying edgar, it's just still up in the air as to how many million, but he's paying.

agent j prehaps for her, but it didn't sound like the dog was too attracted. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/20/09 at 05:08 PM
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