One Comfortable F#%*ing Matress


An Italian man has invented what he calls a love mattress. A mattress that is purported to be more conducive to sexual activity. It has a block cushion that can be pulled out to provide a kneeling well of sorts. When the couple is ready to sleep the cushion can be dropped back in making an even sleeping surface and, hopefully, eliminating the age old problem of who sleeps in the wet spot.

Here's the link to the original story- http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/italian-inventor-creates-love-mattress-with-a-hole-for-the-knees/19626641 My apologies for omitting it in the initial post.
     Posted By: patty - Wed Sep 15, 2010
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the white stripes are actually handgrips for those bucking bronco moments! reminds me of that saying...build it and they will cum. :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 11:04 AM
Sheets? Rubber? Custom made?

I remember water bed sheets with stirrups built in.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/15/10 at 12:20 PM
they said it comes with a set of custom made sheets, but not what they are made out of. stirrups? seriously? :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 12:22 PM
Actually, not to belabor the point, but with a divot that large in the middle of the bed I'd worry more about a pond than just a spot!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/15/10 at 01:09 PM
so it becomes a waterbed?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 01:19 PM
I was in the Navy so it's not difficult for me to imagine waves in my bed.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/15/10 at 01:48 PM
waves? plural? as in more than one at a time? You dog!! 😜
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 02:16 PM
I prefer that to another "Love Mattress" I remember seeing on Boing-Boing:

http://inventorspot.com/articles/love_mattress_modern_sleeping_so_9568

I'm not crazy about the design of this one, either, since it seems too single use and designed for only one position. And I could approximate the same thing with the use of a couple of pillows.
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 09/15/10 at 03:08 PM
that is different freddie, i do see the benefit of it when a couple sleeps wrapped in an embrace (read new lovers). the one above is more for older marrieds. pop the cushion out to kneel in comfort, do the deed, pop the cushion in to provide a dry area there, turn in opposite directions and go to sleep.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 03:21 PM
romance? after 21 years post coital cuddling is when your butts touch after you both turn over to doze off honey. expat, am i lying?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 03:54 PM
After nearly 25 years of marriage I still cuddle after sex.
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 09/15/10 at 04:17 PM
aww freddie, that is so sweet honey. we do too, but don't fall asleep that way. i was trying for funny, but perhaps came off harsh and unloving. nothing could be farther from the truth. if anything i am too tender hearted. 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 04:22 PM
Does it come with an instruction manual? Suggested positions? Does an ass go in the hole?
Posted by MNIceLady on 09/15/10 at 04:30 PM
'Does an ass go in the hole?'
who you pick to share the matress with is up to you dear. 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/15/10 at 04:40 PM
I think I'll stick with our robe ties, feather whips, candles, and clothespins 🐛
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 09/15/10 at 05:24 PM
@patty: expat, am i lying? After what? :down:
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/16/10 at 12:02 AM
i just don't believe it honey, you, a sexy navy man, live in one of the most romantic places in the world with a sexy mediterreanian babe. 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/16/10 at 12:05 AM
My apologies Mr. Wolf sir, I usually link the stories I post about here and just forgot to include the link ths time. I will update the post with the link imediately. This was totally my mistake and should be no reflection on Alex, Chuck or Paul. You have my deepest respect for what you do. Thank you for informing me of my oversight. Sincerly, Patty
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/16/10 at 08:06 AM
Frank, that place is metro Atlanta. Yes, the stuff on the site is very, very NSFW. I'm a little surprised the Powers That Be in Gwinnett county allow that sort of thing there. I'd best hurry on over before they realize and try to shut it down.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 09/17/10 at 02:41 PM
The removable pillow is used for submissives to lay across.

They sale similar pillow things by themselves.

Maybe this is obvious I just didn't see it mentioned.
Posted by Pablo on 09/22/10 at 05:19 PM
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