Ouch A Squirrel!

Forgot the beer on Christmas? That's a beating with a ceramic squirrel. The cops didn't buy the 'he just fell' excuse either.
     Posted By: patty - Fri Dec 27, 2013
     Category: Stupidity

According to CNN it was a .223 caliber assault squirrel. Surrounding neighbors were evacuated while a SWAT K-9 unit was brought in that solved the situation by telling their dog "SQUIRREL !!!!"
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 12/28/13 at 09:25 AM
The headline leads me to believe that a ceramic squirrel was stabbed. The text of the story leads me to believe that the squirrel was, in fact, a concealed weapon with which the dude was shot.

But, hay, the article was written by a professional writer and I'm just an amateur reader.

He's lucky they don't give out S&H Green Stamps any more or he'd've had to pay for that ommition too!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/28/13 at 10:25 AM
Thanks Patty! Any time I get to feeling lonely, You know just what to post to make me see that I should be glad! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 12/28/13 at 11:34 AM
Sounds completely nuts.
Posted by datdemdar on 12/28/13 at 12:24 PM
Hold on... stabbed him? With that? I can take "beat", but "stabbed" with a blunt instrument doesn't float.
Posted by Richard Bos on 12/29/13 at 10:46 AM
@ Richard Bos:
I assume the ceramic squirrel broke during the assault, and he was cut by being beaten with the sharp edges.
I hope part of the wife's sentencing is mandatory rehab. Sounds like she has a real problem with alcohol.
Posted by Captain Daft on 12/29/13 at 02:00 PM
@BD you made me laugh out loud with that!!
@Ty You always know what to say to warm my heart sweetie.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/29/13 at 07:00 PM
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