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Fugitive Paul Sans, 26, had a handy alias ("Jonathan Brackett"), only it's useless if you can't demonstrate to the cop that you know how to spell it. (Bonus: His passenger must've had a premonition Sans wasn't up to the job because she had just bought $100 worth of cocaine and thought she better hide it in her hoo-hah for when the cops inevitably pulled Sans over.) Portsmouth Herald

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Oct 29, 2008
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NEVER hide it in your hoo-hah. How are you supposed to offer the cop sex in exchange for letting you go??

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/29/08 at 09:32 AM

There's no picture, she might be too Chattanooga-ish for that

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 09:36 AM

Chattanooga-ish! I'm using that a least 3 times in normal conversations today!

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 09:41 AM

This reminds me of the movie The Wrong Guy starring Dave Doley (of Kids in the Hall fame). He's on the run for a crime he thinks the police think he committed (which he didn't and they know that, but he doesn't know they know that). He stops in a motel and signs in under an assumed name, which he is unable to even pronounce without help: Mister Kellicranstonsonhillmonton.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/29/08 at 10:06 AM

For some reason "hoo-hah" just ain't ringing my bell.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/29/08 at 10:06 AM

Kingmonkey - I think that's Dave Foley. It's alright, the F and the D are right next to each other.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 12:05 PM

I really miss the Kids in the Hall.

Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/29/08 at 01:50 PM

Nope, that's Vajayjay

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 07:42 PM

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