Personalized Butthole Stimulator

This one really requires you to visit the patent and read it all.

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Alex Boese Alex is the creator and curator of the Museum of Hoaxes. He's also the author of various weird, non-fiction, science-themed books such as Elephants on Acid and Psychedelic Apes. Paul Di Filippo Paul has been paid to put weird ideas into fictional form for over forty years, in his career as a noted science fiction writer. Contact Us

Posted By: Paul - Mon Mar 03, 2025
Category: Hygiene | Excrement | Inventions | Patents | 1940s

Comments

Nope! Nope! Not gonna read it. That happy face face in Fig. 7 is too much to bear. Does Medicaid pay for lobotomies?

Posted by eddi on 03/04/25 at 04:52 AM

Personnalized buttplugs that help with constipation...You know, playing with one's rectum really helps release fecal matter. That device has a bright future.

Posted by Yudith on 03/04/25 at 06:25 AM