Rented What?

The Hotel Du Vin in Birmingham, England was one of a number of hotels asked what items had been stolen over the last year. Amongst the normal things like towels and toiletries they also listed light fixtures, a stuffed boar's head and sex toys. Yes, sex toys. Until recently the hotel had sex toys available to rent to guests. They also called people who 'forgot' to leave the items behind for either reimbursement or return. How embarrassing would that phone call be? Also embarrassed was the inebriated guest who attempted to take the boar's head which was displayed in the hotel's billiard room. Some of his friends returned a few weeks later and bought the boar's head to give him as a wedding present. I bet his bride would have liked the sex toys better.
     Posted By: patty - Wed Sep 23, 2009

no f-ing way! not ever! who would do that? you don't know who used it last or how well the employee who cleans them upon return does their job. i heard about a gyno's office that passed a yeast infection between paitents because their autoclave was not working right and those are medical professionals taking care of the cleaning. in fact most medical instruments are disposable now.

gee, i guess that turned into a rant. oh well, rant over. 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/23/09 at 07:51 PM
How elaborate were these sex toys? I wouldn't rent a sex toy in the first place, but I have to ask...what kind of rates would one charge for renting a sex toy? More if it's still in the package, pro-rated if cracked, missing a chunk out of the suction base or otherwise wore down? When you could've bought one for keeps for $20 or so, is it really worth the $5 or so the hotel can make off renting it for the night? Is that reputation the hotel earns by offering this service really worth the income? Maybe these are full size dolls or the like, in that case renting could be the only alternative for some of the clients, but only makes the idea so much worse, because I imagine they could get 10 times as intimate, and I've now had to think about these people sneaking life-sized replicas out in their suitcases. I should stop before I make too many assumptions, I want an in-depth report!
Posted by qualityleashdog on 09/23/09 at 09:15 PM
well i've done my job as a wu reporter if i've made you think qld! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/23/09 at 09:19 PM
All I can think is what if somebody collected some of the sperm left on the objects and inseminated themselves with it, then POOF! Pregnant!
It sounds like something that would be on here, actually.
Posted by Venus in Baton Rouge on 09/24/09 at 12:37 AM
Not that I've done this (nor do I plan to ^_^), but I imagine if you searched for a "used sex toy fetish"...
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 09/24/09 at 06:22 AM
oh yuck! not an image i wanted in my head js. a used sex toy might be what passes for sex with someone else for some sad, sad people.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/24/09 at 07:47 AM
But, maybe, Patty, that's why they NEED sex toys, used or otherwise. Happiness is ...... 😖
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/25/09 at 04:49 AM
rent a house, rent a car, rent a tux or bowling shoes- if you just have a dildo buy it, it's worth the investment believe me.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/26/09 at 10:44 PM
insurance! that's great, i never thought of that passin'.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/27/09 at 10:32 AM
woulda been an interesting element to add to the movie 'psycho' don'tcha think?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/27/09 at 07:11 PM
Oh, jeez, you've done it now, Patty. Now, somewhere, someone is already hard at work on the porn video... ^_^
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 09/27/09 at 07:36 PM
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