ryan bailey

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Ryan Bailey, 32, was arrested in Indiana, charged with sexually assaulting an Amish man, with the explanation that he was actually out hunting for an Amish woman to sexually assault but couldn't find one and so had to settle. Associated Press via Indianapolis Star
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Nov 11, 2008
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At least he's honest
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/11/08 at 08:57 AM
I fully understand Ryan's plight! It's 602 miles and over 9 hours to Chattanooga. What is a man to do!?! ❓
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/11/08 at 09:16 AM
Oh, yes, well... everything's alright, then. You'll find the women over there, please, go about your business.

Jackass.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/11/08 at 09:18 AM
Expat - The sad thing is the amish guy probably looked much better than the Chatts.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/11/08 at 09:20 AM
Very quick with the Chattanooga reference of the day fellas! I'm proud of you 😜
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/11/08 at 09:26 AM
I don't understand what the Amish guy is complaining about. Aren't they used to dealing with wood?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/11/08 at 09:35 AM
Good one Maxx! We've really got to get a hall of fame going.

Jules, just trying to make up for the Cincinnati slip-up.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/11/08 at 10:28 AM
"(The victim) just had a hunch that he'd been in trouble before."
That's not all he was Hunching.
For some reason a vision of the old man Herbert (Family Guy) keeps poping in my head. :sick:
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/11/08 at 12:13 PM
Those Amish women, they're sneaky tramps - always hiding to tease a guy
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/11/08 at 01:19 PM
the worst defense and the best defense was the "LaFave Defense" plus this guy's punishment will allow him to be a victim. He will know exactly what he put the Amish man through once bubba steals his booty (repeatedly) in joint.
to put this ever so eloquently, He is gonna get done Kobe Bryant style. The boys in jail are gonna line up and run through the out door.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/11/08 at 01:39 PM
So now Amish men rant above the Chatts? I'll never think about my home state in the same way again...
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 11/12/08 at 07:16 AM
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