Send A Tasteful Gift

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Great new gift to send to special friends, Dick in a Box. Its a phallus shaped candy, and there are choices so you can pick your dick to send. NSFW at link and in comments section. image
     Posted By: Alex - Thu Jan 14, 2016
     Category: Jokes | Pranks | Genitals





Comments
The perfect all day sucker! 😛
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/14/16 at 03:33 AM
Don't you mean it's a phallus-shaped candy?
Posted by Yudith on 01/14/16 at 07:08 AM
Lick a dick'a day.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/14/16 at 09:25 AM
I hope they taste great but I hope I can choose a bad tasting candy too...so I can send it to a real dick
Posted by Jake the Snake on 01/14/16 at 09:50 AM
Thanks Yudith, all fixed.
Lick a dick'a day. Words to live by. 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/14/16 at 11:37 AM
It needs a white liquid candy center.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 01/14/16 at 12:47 PM
A bubble cum center!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/14/16 at 01:16 PM
Those of you who can remember the Pet Rock fad (for $10, you got a rock in a box) may recall the spin-off Pet Cock, which was a rubber memento in a box the size of a Pet Rock box. Both of them came with a small manual on the care and feeding of the respective pets.
Posted by Harvey on 01/15/16 at 10:13 PM
The Pet Rock reminded me that Canadians are selling Banff and Lake Louise bottled air to people in smog filled cities China. It should cost less to ship air than a rock.
http://www.salon.com/2015/12/25/bottled_air_from_canada_is_selling_like_crazy_in_china_partner/
Posted by BMN on 01/15/16 at 11:34 PM
Ustawuz you could buy bottled FloRidda sunshine.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/16/16 at 01:03 AM
Did they really have to make it rainbow colored? Must be a marketing ploy.
Posted by GFinKS on 01/18/16 at 11:55 AM
It's made from unicorn parts!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/18/16 at 12:34 PM
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