shawn lester

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Not Ready for Prime Time: Shawn Lester, 33, Charleston, W.Va., said he had a gun and demanded the convenience store's money, and grabbed a soft drink to wet his whistle, but then another customer came in, and Shawn got all flustered, and thought he should actually try to pay for the soft drink, which he did with his own debit card. Associated Press via Yahoo
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Mar 05, 2009

WU Criminal Tip #138 - When robbing a convenience store of its money, it's OK to also shoplift a soda if you become parched. The clerk will OK with that.

WU Criminal Tip #417 - Carry cash ONLY! Plastic will only incriminate, even if it is not your own.
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/05/09 at 12:36 PM
WU Criminal Tip # 1 - Never commit more than one crime at a time!

Not applicable to this story, but if we're talking about WU low life advise it absolutely must be included.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/05/09 at 12:46 PM
WU Criminal Tip #3
If someone walks in on you during any type of heist, rob them too!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 12:59 PM
Well now I want to know what all 416 other criminal tips are, DownCrisis :lol:
Posted by Nethie on 03/05/09 at 04:31 PM
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