Stories From The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool

Brothers and sisters fight , nothing weird about that. But a 17 year old young lady trying to slash her 21 year old brother's throat? He must have done something pretty appalling, like...question her use of margarine over butter in mac and cheese.

If you are driving drunk, flip the car and are trapped in the seat belt you are already caught right? So while hanging there why not have a few more brews. After all why stop at a four day drinking binge.

A lawn mower is not a good get away vehicle. When stealing one as well as other lawn equipment on a trailer having a truck to haul it on works better than pulling the trailer away with the mower. Cop cars go a little faster and tend to catch up.

It is not a good idea to prove what a tough guy you are by exchanging air rifle shots in the butt with an equally tough (stupid?) buddy. At first the guys thought they were fine, but as things got worse they ended up going to the hospital. Pellets had to be removed, guess air rifles are powerful enough to break the skin after all.
     Posted By: patty - Wed Jun 23, 2010
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i just love human interest stories, don't you? :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/23/10 at 06:30 PM
I liked the naked lady story on CNN where she switched cars twice including getting past two troopers and speeding off in one of theirs. At least the first guy had the sense to chase after her in her abandoned car.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2010/06/23/dnt.naked.woman.police.chase.cnn?hpt=T2

Why can't the rest of us guys run across these drunk crazed naked ladies more often in life ???? J/K
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 06/23/10 at 07:05 PM
Lawn Mower Bandit WTF! A chase scene and no dashboard cams, news helicopters, uber-excited news casters. No fun!

Aussie Air-Rifles #1 after drinking beer #2 the investigation is ongoing #3 FYI, I've got an air-pistol that will put a BB through an inch of oak!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/24/10 at 12:40 AM
it'd make a good fosters commercial wouldn't it? :cheese:
but expat, you'll shoot your eye out! 😝
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/24/10 at 01:40 AM
just quoting the movie 'a christmas story' you know the kid who wanted a bb gun for christmas and everybody including the department store santa told him 'you'll shoot your eye out'
I know what you mean though expat. our whole zero tollerance culture is ridiculous.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/24/10 at 10:03 AM
Mom said the same thing but when we moved out to "the country" and everyone had BB guns, rifles, shotguns, sling shots, knives, clubs, and all manner of toys she just gave up and let the chips fall where they may. I got a BB gun, rifle, and shotgun my brother got a whole tractor!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/24/10 at 10:47 AM
like rock paper scissors- bb gun shoots knife tractor runs over bb gun knife slashes tires on tractor 😝 (just being silly)
kdp- yakkity sax lol!!! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/24/10 at 11:03 AM
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