Swiss Cows Text When Horny

The latest in weird cow news: a sensor implanted in some Swiss cows can detect when the cows are in heat. It sends a text message to the farmer when the cow is in the mood, who can then arrange to have a bull brought in to mate. Apparently this is all necessary because cows are in the mood far less often nowadays (the cow version of 'not tonight, I've got a headache') because of the stress of farmers constantly milking them. [cbs local]

     Posted By: Alex - Sat Oct 06, 2012
     Category: Technology | Cows

One small correction, Alex; Bulls "SERVE" the cows. Sort'a like in that old joke; "If he serves that turkey I'm going to piss in the gravy!"
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/06/12 at 10:15 AM
Well the bulls need "milked" every now and then too.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/06/12 at 11:17 AM
Young people text each other when they get horny too, its called a hook up.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/06/12 at 05:33 PM
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