Tasty Tasty Bacon Turkey

Saw the bacon.

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Had to post it.
     Posted By: gdanea - Sun Nov 18, 2012
     Category: Bacon





Comments
It doesn't look like it's ready for deep frying? What the @#[email protected][email protected] are they thinking!?!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/19/12 at 12:50 AM
Now there's some turkey bacon worth eating! 😛
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/19/12 at 01:04 AM
One day, we're going to see a headline - "Scientists Announce Cloning Of Porcine Turkey Hybrid."
Posted by KDP on 11/19/12 at 09:56 AM
From your pixels to God's inbox!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/19/12 at 12:20 PM
Yummmmmm .... the Mrs. did pick up a 22lb turkey today and 3 pounds of bacon ... Got me thinking.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/19/12 at 02:11 PM
Well, that was just cruel! You could've at least provided a link!
Was this it?
http://www.chow.com/recipes/11130-bacon-wrapped-turkey-with-pear-cider-gravy
Posted by Captain DaFt on 11/19/12 at 10:20 PM
@Capt. Daft: I found the same image at this link. Click Here
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/19/12 at 11:29 PM
If you've decided to end it all, three pounds of heart-stopping bacon is one way to do it.
Posted by Harvey on 11/20/12 at 12:25 AM
Yup. You'll wake up Friday AM to news casts from every corner of the US with list after list of names of those who died from over indulging in bacon!

Then, it will be discovered, by some savvy reporter, that P.E.T.A was behind the deaths in that they had actually spiked the bacon with deadly and undetectable chemicals.

The following day the CEO of P.E.T.A. will resign under a barrage of public opinion and condemnation. Whereupon sales of pork, and especially bacon, skyrocket hog farmers in every corner of the US into that rare 1% bracket which financial annalists predict will pull the country out of it's $17,000,000,000,000 debt if the trend continues into the new year!

Some weeks will go by and just before Christmas a rival news agency will find proof that the Hog Farmers of America were actually behind the plot and framed P.E.T.A! Sales of pork, and especially bacon, drop off to almost nothing. Those once 1%ers now face federal charges of conspiracy, mass murder, and domestic terrorism. P.E.T.A. becomes the darling of the people! There political stock rises and they use it to push through new federal regulations forbidding the sale of all meat products in the US!

END of CHAPTER ONE

Will the rednecks rise up in their millions at being denied meat?
Will the lily livered tree hugging PETAites fend off the revolt?
All will be revealed in our up coming chapters!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/20/12 at 01:41 AM
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