Tom Haywood’s Self-Kicking Machine


Look at the sorry state of this fine invention nowadays.

     Posted By: Paul - Fri Mar 11, 2016
     Category: Eccentrics | Humor | Inventions | Regionalism | 1950s

Ok, he's got a crank in his hands. I couldn't see how the machine was manipulated.

This could be quite a ballsy contraption.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/11/16 at 09:47 AM
I actually visited there in the '70s. Was in much better shape then.
Posted by Puptentacle on 03/11/16 at 01:51 PM
Who needs this .. just get married if you like self torture.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/11/16 at 07:25 PM
The franchise expanded to nearby Jacksonville NC, and was run by Tom Hadballs.
Posted by Greg on 03/11/16 at 10:31 PM
Finally, someone is thinking about that poor one-legged man at the contest.
Posted by crc on 03/12/16 at 03:55 PM
BD beat me to it! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/13/16 at 12:21 AM
I've been kicking around a good response to your post, Patty, but it seems that you're not kicking up too much of a fuss about being kicked out of 1st place.

(And I did all that without the aid of kickapoo joy juice.)
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/13/16 at 12:42 AM
Yo, Expat, I think Patty's just kickin' it. (Well done Patty.)
Posted by Greg on 03/13/16 at 08:45 PM
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