traci gilson

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Traci Gilson, 21, Foresthill, Calif., who, for all we know, might have just been involved in a little lovers' spat like we all have from time to time (or, she could have set her man on fireā€”one or the other). KXTV (Sacramento)
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Nov 18, 2008

Guilty...of a burning love for her boyfriend.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/18/08 at 08:05 AM
Guilty of having the same look that a dog has when it's had an accident on your carpet.

Her boyfriend is guilty of being a Blue Oyster Cult fan: "I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you!"

Posted by DownCrisis on 11/18/08 at 09:10 AM
Guilty! She used gasoline? At these prices?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/18/08 at 09:59 AM
Expat, filled my truck up yesterday...$1.74 per gallon. At that price...I might start setting some people on fire.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/18/08 at 10:05 AM
Looks like she got her hair a little bit...
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/18/08 at 11:07 AM
Count me in... could sombody turn up my monitor!
"Love is a burning thing and it makes a firery ring bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire the ring of fire. "
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/18/08 at 12:38 PM
"When he fled the vehicle he was in fact on fire. His clothing was on fire,"..."The driver, who had gasoline on him, fled the vehicle into the forest here and then fled down the roadway. He was found by paramedics some ways down the road."

I paraphrase the late and still great Richard Prior: "Fire should be in the Olympics. Why you on fire, people get out of your way!"

I can assure my fellow WU members, if I was on fire, I would have put a massive bear hug on my Significant Other in order that she be able to feel the warmth of my love for her!

"That's because his dog caught fire too. He put the fire out on the dog before himself,"..."That dog is his life."...The dog survived.

The dog would have died an honourable death as my fiery weapon of choice, used to beat the sh*t out of the woman!

agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/18/08 at 01:34 PM
Maxx, yea, I guess I was a little late. Gas over here is down to $4.70 a gallon too.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/19/08 at 12:42 AM
Expat, I don't guess you're taking too many leisurely Sunday drives then? Why don't you just use a racing camel?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/19/08 at 07:24 AM
DownCrisis - I guess that guy was Born to Lose and she'll get 99 to Life
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/19/08 at 09:39 AM
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