Urinal Forehead Support

U.S. Patent No. 6,618,419.

Abstract: A forehead support apparatus for resting a standing users forehead against a wall above a bathroom commode or urinal or beneath a showerhead. The apparatus includes a mounting member adapted for attachment to an upright bathroom wall either above the commode or urinal or below the showerhead.
     First Posted: Dec 2008
     Reposted By: Alex - Tue Mar 06, 2018
     Category: Bathrooms | Inventions | Patents

Huh? Is pissing really that taxing on the human body? If you are that tired, sit the f#$k down and pee.

BTW, there is no way in hell that I would put my head on anything in a public bathroom.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/19/08 at 08:18 AM
It's all in the angle of the dangle! I started using support while in the Navy. (Rolling ship motion and/or in-port inebriation) Old habits die hard.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/19/08 at 08:53 AM
No kidding Maxx, I don't think I would ever be drunk enough to consider putting my head on anything in a public bathroom. The hand prop is much more practical.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 12/19/08 at 08:55 AM
Maybe if your penis weighs 15 lbs, then you might need the extra support.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/19/08 at 09:05 AM
kingmonkey - if your penis weighs that much you might want a back brace instead of a head rest.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/19/08 at 09:27 AM
patty - When men pee (standing up) we keep our pants up.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/20/08 at 08:20 AM
For the very drunk...
Posted by Brian on 03/06/18 at 10:54 PM
Why not put a target on it, as an aid for those guys that are going to try to piss on it?
Posted by Virtual on 03/07/18 at 09:17 AM
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