Wednesday’s Weird Offerings

Dream Job Winner
Ben Southall, 34 bested over 34,000 applicants to get the dream job. For the next six months he will be kicking back and writing a promotional blog about life on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef. His pay..a paltry $111,000.

Smoke or Be Fined
Gong'an county government in Hubei province China requires it's staff to smoke and smoke and smoke some more. The idea is to raise tax monies and help local cigarette brands compete with other Chinese brands.

LA to London Flight Diverted When Passenger Attempts to Bite Attendant
A combination of booze and prescription drugs had Russian-born artist, actress and author incoherent and raising a ruckus, forcing the United Airline flight to land in Bangor Maine to be rid Galina Rusanova.

Cop wins doughnut eating title
Sgt. Howard Sawyers consumed 17 doughnuts in 3 minutes

Mail Carrier Delivers More than Mail
Michele Rene Crabill charged with possessing and selling drugs. She was allegedly in possession of 7.57 grams of methamphetamine packaged for sale, prescription drugs and other incriminating evidence.

Florida Classroom Aide Surfing Net..Students Getting it On
Thomas McCoy, an educational support employee was apparently too busy reading ESPN online to notice that two of his charges were much too involved with each other.
     Posted By: hickory_johnson - Wed May 06, 2009

Great stuff, Hickory! Hope you don't mind, I edited your text to hide the URLs by making the titles clickable.
Posted by Alex on 05/06/09 at 12:15 PM
not at all..thanks Alex..I need to learn how to do that..appreciate your help .. you da man!
Posted by hickory_johnson on 05/06/09 at 12:53 PM
gulp..point taken bad..I learned this eons ago but it's one of those things I continue to be flummoxed by when I hurry. As a possessive it should be its' I believe and as a contraction it's. I'll have to pound this into my ostrich sized brain and hopefully it will stay there.
Posted by hickory_johnson on 05/06/09 at 01:10 PM
"Exceptional students" indeed.... :lol:
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/06/09 at 02:32 PM
How can the teacher NOT KNOW they were getting it on behind the bookcase? Was the boy that quiet??? What 17 year old boy is QUIET while getting a "sex act" from a 15 year old girl??
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 05/06/09 at 05:30 PM
dream job- it's a tough, job but somebody has to do it!

smoke or else- just another form of population control by the kind and thoughtful chinese gov.

la flight- this is your brain on drugs, any questions?

cop- come on, really? :lol:

mail carrier- very industrious of her. her route must be in the really great part of town.

teacher- yeah but i bet he's voted teacher of the year by the students!

very cool hickory!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/06/09 at 05:54 PM
vegas girl, a 17 year old boy who's getting the sex act in class and doesn't want to get caught is as quiet as he can be.
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 05/07/09 at 08:57 AM
Indeed. If all that stands between me and a hummer is stealth, I assure you I can be a friggin' ninja.
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/07/09 at 09:04 AM
" If all that stands between me and a hummer is stealth, I assure you I can be a friggin' ninja."

that has got to be the quote of the day dude! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/07/09 at 05:38 PM
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