Woman trapped retrieving poo

BBC News headline: Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

Impressively, the headline delivers exactly what it promises. It was her own poo she was after, having flung it because it "would not flush" and she was worried her date would find it.

When I first read the story I thought, nah, that can't be true. It sounds too much like some kind of urban legend about a date gone nightmarishly wrong. But the BBC has confirmed it, as has the local Fire and Rescue service.

     Posted By: Alex - Wed Sep 06, 2017
     Category: Excrement | Love & Romance

...As one does.
Posted by Brian on 09/06/17 at 06:29 AM
Somehow I don't get the impression that it "would not flush." I believe that what she really needed was a box of matches to save her embarrassment.
Posted by KDP on 09/06/17 at 02:12 PM
Can you imagine, if the two do stay together, what they would tell their children/grandchildren years down the road about how they got together? I would love to see the faces of such children when facing that story.
Posted by Alassirana on 09/07/17 at 03:57 AM
And you thought a career with the Fire Department wouldn't be glamorous.
Posted by Virtual on 09/07/17 at 03:05 PM
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