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More Things to Worry About on Monday

Fine Points of the Law: A federal judge in Los Angeles hit the Mongols street gang where it hurts, in the, uh, logo. Since they're engaged in criminal racketeering, the feds think they have the authority over all the "property" the Mongols use, which includes their registered trademark. Anything with the logo on it gets confiscated. Associated Press via New York Post

Dog with Alzheimer's: Freddie, a 14-yr-old (that's 98) terrier, was pulled aboard by a fisherman about a mile out to sea. He had been walking along the shore and become "disoriented." Daily Mail (London)

They robbed the First Bank in Florissant, Mo., then dashed out onto Interstate 70 for their daring getaway . . right into a massive traffic backup already teeming with cop cars because of an accident. Game over. St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Consequences of not teaching physics in high school any more: Three teenagers were treated for burns after one lit a cigarette in their car following a session of huffing. Longmont Times-Call (Longmont, Colo.)

Your daily lesson in the Malay language: Masuk dari buntut [roughly, "enter via the buttocks"]. This came up in a parliamentary Q&A with Malaysia's deputy transport minister about upgrading airport runways. Electric New Paper (Singapore)

Elite anti-smuggling expertise at the airport in Sydney, Australia: Caught a woman trying to sneak three banana plants into the country, in her underwear. News.com.au (Sydney)

Comments on More Things to Worry About on Monday?
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Oct 27, 2008

the Mongols - This could be the way to bring gangs down. Hit 'em in their logo.

massive traffic backup - GPS!

session of huffing - see what smoking can do. It can kill you...just like that...BAM!

three banana plants - Is that a banana in your pants or are you...oh...wait...yeah, that is a banana in your pants.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/27/08 at 08:58 AM
three banana plants - what, no picture?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/27/08 at 10:56 AM
the Mongols Seems a bit over zealous thinking to confiscate the whole vest when the patches are NOT an integral part of the vest. Let's take the bikes and pass them around!

Dog with Alzheimer's Sounds like he thought he was Jesus!

huffing You're implying that IF physics were taught these clowns would have benefited how?

banana plants Betcha' a guy could have pulled this one off!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/27/08 at 12:12 PM
Banana plants...I have this image...a skinny woman trying to
pull off a mandingo butt...clumps of bananas tied with string
and hung over her hips.

I'm so bad...
Posted by mumbley on 10/27/08 at 12:54 PM
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