worry 090128

More Things to Worry About

You're not a good mother if the first time it dawns on you that your 4-yr-old is missing is when you're watching the news on TV and see her picture as a "lost girl" found. WBAL-TV (Baltimore)

And this 16-yr-old probably has Intermittent Explosive Disorder if she went after her parents with kitchen knives (and wouldn't drop them, even when police arrived), just because dad took away her cell phone. Associated Press via KYW-TV (Philadelphia)

A New York City theater company has permission to bewilder subway riders this coming weekend by staging a production in a train car (props, costumes, crew of 35 involved, with duration depending on whether it's an express or a local). New York Post

Is it an insane man, or just a guilty man, who brings his feces to court and rubs some in his lawyer's hair before hitting juror number 9's briefcase with the rest? KGTV (San Diego)

Is it an insane man, or just a blagojevich-type man, who systematically mails his bodily fluids from his jail cell to a St. Louis court official? ("He's mailing himself out of jail, one envelope at a time.") St. Louis Post-Dispatch
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Jan 28, 2009
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Cell Phone Nut job.

Poop in court Nut job.

Mail's poop Nut job.

Play on subway Nut job.

Missing Kid Guilty! Move her to Texas.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/28/09 at 10:52 AM
Expat, I think you summed it all up perfectly!
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/28/09 at 11:45 AM
Cell Phone - Why did it take so long to persuade the knives out of her hands? She was a threat. Pepper spray and a taser work very well. Then again a shield and broadsword may have been more fun!
Posted by DownCrisis on 01/28/09 at 12:17 PM
when you're watching the news
Put the crack pipe down and pay attention to your kids!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/28/09 at 12:20 PM
went after her parents with kitchen knives
I wonder if dad increased her punishment time after this.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/28/09 at 12:23 PM
mails his bodily fluids
The quote
"He's mailing himself out of jail, one envelope at a time."
reminds me of the MASH episode where Radar is mailing home a jeep, one part at a time. So in almost every scene, you can see Radar walking past in the background carrying another jeep part.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/28/09 at 12:28 PM
brings his feces to court
I might try doing this to my boss during my 'planning meeting' for next year.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/28/09 at 12:30 PM
what is a juror doing w/ a briefcase?
Posted by mrjazz on 01/28/09 at 01:07 PM
mrjazz - It's a good thing he had it. He could have ended up like the lawyer. eewwwww!!!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/28/09 at 01:09 PM
Maxx, the lawyer was in no danger. They're so slimy sh1t just won't stick to them.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/28/09 at 01:32 PM
how quiet is that kid when she is home? if the regular level of noise disappeared when my kids were little i knew to check or risk destruction.
i agree with expat they're all nut jobs!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/28/09 at 03:01 PM
LOL. Maxx, I had the exact same thought! Also the one where Klinger was eating a Jeep one piece at a time.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/28/09 at 06:25 PM
Im with DC... If it were a man, they tase him for walking away, if said man was young and urban they tase him for moving.
Posted by One of them guys on 01/28/09 at 07:21 PM
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