Bulls Prefer Smirnoff

A bull that had run loose in a German town since last summer has finally been caught. The owner tried a number of things to catch the animal, even attempting to get permission to put it down, which was denied. Finally a neighbor saw the bull eating grain on his own farm and decided to try a new approach. He mixed a bottle of vodka with some feed and put it out. Unfortunately one bottle was not enough to put the big guy under the feed bag. Two, on the other hand, did the trick. Now the marauding beast is back in captivity, with a hangover no doubt.
     Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 15, 2014
     Category: Animals

The Drunken Bull, sounds like a pub name.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/15/14 at 10:44 PM
Bovines have 5 stomachs, the 1st of which doesn't start the digestive process so I'd bet the first bottle would have been enough had the farmer waited. Anyhow, a red wine marinate would have been a better choice to enhance the flavor of the meat.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/15/14 at 11:51 PM
MOOOOOO!!, HIC!, THUD! :lol:
I Don't think the Germans understand cow tipping! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 01/16/14 at 09:25 AM
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