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The reason Chad Rummel, 26, allegedly broke into a Burger King in Bismarck, N.D., seems to be that he wanted some BK uniform parts (and a few rolls of tape). KFYR-TV (Bismarck)

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Posted By: Chuck - Fri Oct 17, 2008
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Thatta boy Chad! Reach for the sky!

Chad talking to himself, "What I couldn't do with a Burger King uniform and some tape".

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/17/08 at 07:23 AM

He's most likely looking for something to wrap his kids in before he drops them off at the local doughnut appreciation chapter house.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/17/08 at 08:26 AM

Who does he think he is? McGuyver?

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/17/08 at 10:00 AM

Madd Maxx, when reading your quote for Chad, I couldn't help but hear it in the voice of The Vulture, from the old Spider-man cartoon from the '60s.

"A man with wings can do anything, but a man with a rocket can do everything!"

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/17/08 at 10:44 AM

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