Comfyballs

The US patent office denied a trademark to a Norwegian company for the name Comfyballs for mens underwear. The name was deemed too vulgar to trademark. Maybe they could try Cradled Crotch or Non-Testy Testes.
     Posted By: patty - Thu Dec 11, 2014
     Category: Annoying Things | Authorities and Experts | Censorship, Bluenoses, Taboos, Prohibitions and Other Cultural No-No’s | Products





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Drop the 'b' then you could market them as ComfyBalls.

Which design I now claim intelectual and visual rights to so du må betale for det hvis du ønsker det.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/11/14 at 10:07 AM
Sounds like that One Million Mom group has something against balls.
Posted by KDP on 12/11/14 at 11:04 AM
COMFY JUNK
Posted by Paul on 12/11/14 at 11:27 AM
How about SnugSack? Sausage Hammock?, Boyz-Holder?, Egg-Nest? Testy-Zone? Comfy-Boys. Nad-Snugglie? The options are endless.
Posted by Malus Malum on 12/11/14 at 01:15 PM
Great bunch of ideas Males but I thinkI like Paul's the best. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/11/14 at 02:15 PM
Hmm, how about going unisex and calling them 'Cuddle Crotch'?
I'm sure that ex-girlfriend of mine won't mind too much! 😊
Posted by Captain DaFt on 12/11/14 at 06:36 PM
Our country is doomed when the Patent Office starts to censor names because of what they think might be vulgar. Back in the day the word sex along with condom, tampon, masturbation and a host of other bodily functions were considered unfit for publication. What do you call a sex toy when you are attempting to get a patent on your very own design? Getting back to Norway they do need something to keep the family jewels warm in the winter.
Posted by Gator Guy on 12/11/14 at 07:48 PM
ScrotumHome?
NutSack... no... wait... how about CuddleNut?
ToastyBits?... (10% more protein then the next leading product)
PubicDomain?
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 12/11/14 at 09:23 PM
comfy coddlers !
Posted by robert bruss on 12/12/14 at 12:03 AM
Comfy Sac
Comfy Crotch
Cozy Crotch
Toasty Testes
Happy Junk
Comfort Man
Snuggle Nuts
Happy Sac
Posted by Jeff Carver on 12/12/14 at 12:44 AM
:lol: Hilarious guys!!!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/12/14 at 08:42 AM
Well there is "tanks for the mammaries".
I tried to find the Jefferson Airplane "Thanks for nothing" [Tanks for nutting]
I did find this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug2EcWkb26I
Posted by BMN on 12/14/14 at 07:06 PM
The Nut Sac
The Meat Satchel (heard this one for the first time yesterday) :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/15/14 at 07:43 AM
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