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Graham Nickerson, 27, somehow, he said, "lost" his trousers in the process of relieving himself in the woods [Ed.: How does that happen?], and that's why he was roaming around in his underwear and why he broke into a home to find some pants to wear and why he settled on a Depends garment he found and why he was wearing it when the cops rousted him after he passed out in the home of the 92-yr-old woman. AWI. Chronicle Herald (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Graham Nickerson, 27, somehow, he said, "lost" his trousers in the process of relieving himself in the woods [Ed.: How does that happen?], and that's why he was roaming around in his underwear and why he broke into a home to find some pants to wear and why he settled on a Depends garment he found and why he was wearing it when the cops rousted him after he passed out in the home of the 92-yr-old woman. AWI. Chronicle Herald (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
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He chose the Depends so that after he found new pants he wouldn't lose them again by stopping to pee. He had obviously been drinking so another pee was a sure bet.
What a plan! Now if he had only stayed awake to carry it out.
What a plan! Now if he had only stayed awake to carry it out.
Posted by AGFH on 02/16/09 at 11:16 AM
Totally believable if alcohol was involved.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/16/09 at 11:26 AM
His story sounds entirely logical to me.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/17/09 at 02:21 PM
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