Learning Urinal Simulator

Urinalman.com describes itself as a "learning urinal simulator":

You have to go pee, you come to a public washroom and some toilets are used, which will you use? This simulator simulates this critical life desision and will let you know where you "stand".

     Posted By: Alex - Fri Oct 09, 2015
     Category: Body Fluids | Strange Websites

I got an 'A'. #3 was 2ed best spot.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09/15 at 10:25 AM
I got an A+ Picked the #1 spot 100% of the time! I shoulda been a guy. :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/09/15 at 04:51 PM
On the downwind side of the boat.

Titograd, Yugoslavia 1971. The brand new main bus station there, usual massive, tall gray cement commie design with a huge red star and hammer and sickle on top. My travel companion an Australian lady and I ask at the information desk for the bathrooms in English, German and French. No signs any where. All we get is blank looks and grunts in Croton-Slavic from the fat lady in the uniform with very bad breath. A youngish guy comes up and in John Wayne english says, Outhouse is behind building partners. Careful and don't fall in the gulley. So we go out back and there is a long dirt ditch filled with slowly flowing sewage with a wood walkway and leaning posts. People lined up doing their thing. Unisex, so no separation and well everyone squats together, no paper either, a old lady is selling pages from a news paper to users. No chance to choose the correct spot there. We did have soap and water in our packs being veteran travelers. On the bus out a local student told us they forgot the public bathrooms in building it. No wonder communism failed.
Posted by Gator Guy on 10/09/15 at 07:39 PM
Only a B+, but I claim discrimination! The 'correct' answers are for right-handed men. I'm left-handed, which brings elbow-bumping into the equation.
Posted by Phideaux on 10/09/15 at 08:32 PM
I never thought of that but it makes sense. My daughter is a south paw too.You all are good people!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/09/15 at 10:18 PM
@Phideaux: I noticed that, too. It also didn't take into account which pocket one keeps his wallet in.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09/15 at 10:46 PM
A-, and I also claim right handed bias. Factoring in that I am going into a public restroom means I have to go pretty bad. Entering from the left side, I am going to find the nearest space not occupied to the immediate left.
At least none of the guys depicted appeared to try and start a conversation while going.
Posted by GFnKS on 10/12/15 at 11:39 AM
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