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People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Public wankers: Danny Lovvern, 34, Belleville, Ill., accused of standing outside his house "every" morning and saluting the little kids walking by to school. And then there's Aussie Kevin Loomes, 58, who (yikes!) used to be media director for Queensland gov't's emergency services. Belleville News-Democrat /// Australian Associated Press via Herald Sun (Melbourne)

And this guy's is way-worse than yours: He reported to the ER at Huntsville (Ala.) Hospital last Wednesday with a crochet needle in his urethra. AWI, but still . . .. News Courier (Athens, Ala.)
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Feb 23, 2009

Danny Well, the kiddies were on their way to school to get a education. Danny was just doing his part. No?

Kevin An Aussie: Beer was involved.

Crochet Needle He must's rolled over onto it. Ref: Boobies and Booze. Bada-Boom.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/23/09 at 10:26 AM
I'm sorry, but the crochet needle makes me get all tingly, and not in the good way. Bleah! :sick:
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/23/09 at 01:20 PM
Beckers, as someone who was born and raised in the south (N.O. is all its own but still in the south), this is decidedly not normal...even for coonasses or rednecks.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/23/09 at 01:43 PM
Glad the aussie had the unanimous SUPPORT of his STAFF. Seems like it was his STAFF that got him into trouble in the first place.
Posted by driven2succeed on 02/23/09 at 06:15 PM
i'm suprised the neighborhood in general hasn't permanently adjusted the attitude of the ill. (how fitting) guy.

didn't anyone tell the aussie that you pick up guys like that in public restrooms at parks or gay bars? i'm a straight woman and i know that. geesh!

listen carefully gentlemen- do not go to sleep with an ex-girlfriend. not even if she screws you, that just means she's truely dedicated to getting you back. hell hath no fury...
a guy i work with got sent a picture on his phone showing a penis with the hook of a blue plasic hanger inserted in the urethra almost to the hanger part. part of the penis was curved around the hook. kinda like sliding a worm onto a fish hook.

He must's rolled over onto it.
expat that reminds me of a benny hill bit. a cop asks about a stabbing and he says, "i was just standing here cleaning my nails with my knife and he ran on to it...17 times...backwards."
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/23/09 at 07:21 PM

How inebriated do you have to be to not feel that. AHHH!!

What is with today and the mutilated dick theme?
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/24/09 at 01:51 AM
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