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If you're a couple carrying $2.5m worth of cocaine, you might stay on the highway itself rather than driving on the shoulder, and more important, you might anticipate what your cover story's going to be if you get stopped. Like, if you're visiting "cousins," are they the husband's cousins or the wife's? If they're yours, why don't you know their names? When did you last see them (5 yrs ago, or last month)? Thus, Jose and Virginia Melendez and their 21-yr-old daughter are in lockup. Omaha World-Herald
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Jan 27, 2009

Where's Maxx with his one-liner?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/27/09 at 10:42 AM
drum roll please...
Break one law at a time.

Also, another important thing to keep in mind. My wife and I don't go anywhere(parties, family gatherings, friend gatherings) without a rehearsed cover story. You never know when you'll want to get the hell out of Dodge in a hurry.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/27/09 at 10:55 AM
Very good idea considering your family Maxx! LOL
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/27/09 at 11:06 AM
Jules - I might be an a-hole, but I am not stupid. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/27/09 at 11:08 AM
You're not an a-hole!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/27/09 at 11:19 AM
One crime at a time, morons!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/27/09 at 05:03 PM
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