Mr Burger

Mr Burger, a Melbourne-based chain of hamburger restaurants, recently offered to give "free burgers for life" to anyone who would legally change their last name to "Burger." They specified that this meant seven burgers a week, for as long as the person maintained the name Burger. However, anyone whose last name already was Burger, was disqualified from getting the award.

But then the restaurant heard from the Government Solicitor's office (the agency responsible for processing name-change applications), informing them that it would not process any applications for people changing their name to "Burger" for the purpose of winning burgers, because such applications "are not in the spirit of the name-change process." So the competition was canned.

At least, that's the story Mr Burger is telling everyone. Perhaps the restaurant actually got cold feet, realizing too many people might have taken them up on their offer.

As far as last names go, Burger really isn't that bad. I might have done it, except I'm not interested in eating burgers every day for the rest of my life.

     Posted By: Alex - Sat Jul 02, 2016
     Category: Contests, Races and Other Competitions | Odd Names | Junk Food

'Why I changed my name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger'
Posted by Virtual on 07/02/16 at 04:01 PM
IF I DID IT...Eventually, I'd get the burger and hand it to a homeless person or family. Heck, that thing looks big enough to share. I might eat one or two a week but give the rest away.
Posted by Greg on 07/03/16 at 07:46 AM
Too bad they weren't a seafood and lobster place.
Posted by GFinKS on 07/05/16 at 01:52 PM
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