[News] More Things to Worry About Today
Police are looking for a tall, 40ish woman around Aliso Viejo, Calif., who, according to a 911 caller, tossed her dog's feces at the caller at a mall. (Bonus: The caller had angered the woman by interrupting her while she was giving the dog an enema.) Orange County Register
Misunderstood the question: Why would you stand in front of a window in your home (in Arbuckle, Calif., just up I-5 from Sacramento) once a week diddling yourself, asked the cop? (Answer: Because that's the only day I have the house to myself.) Sacramento Bee
Man with bigger balls than mine: a bigamist keeping two wives who didn't know about each other but who live in same apartment complex. Associated Press via Yahoo
Jonathan Locke Jr., 15, already consigned to a last-chance-school in Lakeland, Fla., was suspended from the school bus for three days this week because of flagrant farting. (Bonus: Naturally, he denied it. "It was the kid who sits in front of me.") The Ledger (Lakeland)
Misunderstood the question: Why would you stand in front of a window in your home (in Arbuckle, Calif., just up I-5 from Sacramento) once a week diddling yourself, asked the cop? (Answer: Because that's the only day I have the house to myself.) Sacramento Bee
Man with bigger balls than mine: a bigamist keeping two wives who didn't know about each other but who live in same apartment complex. Associated Press via Yahoo
Jonathan Locke Jr., 15, already consigned to a last-chance-school in Lakeland, Fla., was suspended from the school bus for three days this week because of flagrant farting. (Bonus: Naturally, he denied it. "It was the kid who sits in front of me.") The Ledger (Lakeland)
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They will only ignore you until the inevitable happens Patty. Aerosol cans and fire are a bad combo. Had a demonstration of that in the Scouts. Completely contained and on purpose just to drive the fact into our heads that this was something we should not do. Worked REAL well.
But a butane lighter with an adjustable valve? Now there was some fun.
Cigarette Lighter - $1.00
Pack of Camel Cigarettes - $2.50
Lighting my friend's cigarette from across the room - Priceless
2 foot flame! But less than 20 uses.
I think we're all lucky we lived to see the ages we are.
But a butane lighter with an adjustable valve? Now there was some fun.
Cigarette Lighter - $1.00
Pack of Camel Cigarettes - $2.50
Lighting my friend's cigarette from across the room - Priceless
2 foot flame! But less than 20 uses.
I think we're all lucky we lived to see the ages we are.
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/26/09 at 11:50 PM
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