[News] More Things to Worry About Today

Readers' Choice: DUI on a lawnmower, a mobility scooter, a horse, fine. Now, DUI on a tricked-out barstool. Associated Press via CBS News [photo!]

I've known 100 lawyers who'd take this case for free: Air-O-Matic's iPhone app Pull My Finger was the best-selling electronic whoopie-cushion until recently when InfoMedia's iFart overtook it, but it wasn't fair, said A-O-M because InfoMedia was using its "trademarked" p-m-f phrase in its marketing (because InfoMedia says the phrase is way-generic and therefore un-trademarkable). Denver Post

Your Daily Loser
Marckenly Estima, 23, an enterprising rapper in Port St. Lucie, Fla., wanted police cars in the background of his new video, and he and his cameraman were chatting it up with officers in the parking lot of the police station when the cops ran his name through the computer and found a warrant for skipping out on a trial. TCPalm.com

Today's Newsrangers: Paul Music, Bruce Alter, Gerald Sacks, Karl Olson, Emory Kimbrough, Gary Goldberg, Scott Langill, and many finders of the barstool story.
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Mar 31, 2009

Bar Stool Pleads "Not Guilty" and wants a trial by jury? Throw the book at him!

IFart Pull My Finger as a registered trademark? Ok(R)!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/01/09 at 01:07 AM
Daily Loser Now the dude's got street cred, Patty!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/01/09 at 01:09 AM
tricked-out barstool - a go-cart for men!

iFart - sometimes, but I always say excuse me.
Posted by Nethie on 04/01/09 at 04:04 AM
iFart - Oh dear lord, I hope someone can clear up this vital issue. I couldn't sleep at night if I didn't know which fart-noise application was in theright.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/01/09 at 10:57 AM
iFart sometimes too, Nethie, but I blame it on the dog :cheese:
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 04/01/09 at 01:39 PM
We used to have a dog that would fart and then give us a look like "You pigs!" And they say animals are stupid.
Posted by DownCrisis on 04/02/09 at 11:42 PM
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