News of the Weird (September 8, 2013)
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M335, September 8, 2013
Copyright 2013 by Chuck Shepherd
Lead Story
PREVIOUSLY ON WEIRD UNIVERSE: Loco Parentis: First-time mother Amy Webb proudly notates dozens of data points about her child each day and obsessively tracks their detailed progression by computer on spreadsheets, according to the provocative first-person account she wrote for Slate.com in July. In categories ranging from ordinary vital signs, to the kid’s progress in sound-making, to dietary reactions, to quantity and quality of each poop, stats are kept 24/7 (even with a bedside laptop to facilitate nighttime entries). She began tracking her own health during pregnancy but then decided, “Why stop now?” when her daughter was born. Webb’s pediatrician rated the kid’s health as “A-minus” but the parents’ as “C,” adding “You guys need to relax. Leave the spreadsheets [out].” Webb and her husband remain confident that their extreme tracking optimizes their chances to raise a healthy daughter. [Slate.com, 7-9-2013]
Compelling Explanations
PREVIOUSLY: Dr. Timothy Sweo said later that he was only trying to make his diagnosis of “lumbar lardosis” “less technical” for patient Terry Ragland when he described her condition as “ghetto booty.” The shape of her spine makes her buttocks stick out more, he said, and he prescribed pain medication as there is no cure, per se. Nonetheless, Ragland felt insulted and filed a complaint against Dr. Sweo with the Tennessee Department of Health in July. Said she, “I couldn’t believe he said that.” [WREG-TV (Memphis), 7-13-2013]
An Anglican parishioner complained in August about the “blasphemous” bumper sticker that she saw on the car of Rev. Alice Goodman of Cambridge, England, but Rev. Goodman immediately defended it as not irreligious (although, she conceded, perhaps “vulgar”). The sticker read “WTFWJD?” which is a play on the popular evangelical Christian slogan “WWJD?”--“What Would Jesus Do?” (“WTF” is a vulgar but omnipresent acronym on the Internet.) Rev. Goodman pointed out that even Dr. Rowan Williams, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, seemed unshocked by her sticker when he saw it. [Daily Telegraph, 8-8-2013]
PREVIOUSLY: The wife of Valentino Ianetti was found dead in Stanhope, N.J., in 2010 with 47 stab wounds, leading police to immediately suspect her husband, who was at home with her. However, after three years’ incarceration, Ianetti, 63, won release in August by finally convincing prosecutors that his wife actually committed suicide. Although the case is still officially “under investigation,” the medical examiner concluded that 46 of the wounds were superficial--“hesitation” cuts perhaps self-inflicted as the wife built up the courage to administer a final thrust. Also, the wife was found with a heavy dose of oxycodone in her system and likely hardly felt pain from any of the 47 wounds. [Star-Ledger (Newark), 8-16-2013]
Ironies
Germany’s “center-left” Social Democrats posted about 8,000 campaign placards in July that it proudly hailed as “eco-friendly,” biodegradable, to attract support of environment-concerned voters. However, 48 hours later, at the first rainfall, the posters became waterlogged and, indeed, biodegraded. Reported Hamburg’s Spiegel Online, “None of the campaign workers could have guessed . . . how quickly the environmentally friendly process . . . would begin.” [Spiegel Online, 8-2-2013]
Actually, That’s Why She’s in Trouble: In August, a federal judge in Seattle sentenced Alicia Cruz, 31, to four years in prison for violating court-ordered drug treatment stemming from a 2011 conviction for stealing the identifies of more than 300 people. Cruz had won a second chance (drug treatment, instead of prison) by convincing the judge that she was no longer a crook--that this time, she would abandon her identity-theft life and go straight. Added Cruz, “I’m a different person now.” [Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 8-9-2013]
James “Sonny” McCullough, the mayor of the New Jersey shore town of Egg Harbor (pop. 4,240), announced in August that he was selling his waterfront home--because real estate taxes were too high (more than $31,000 a year) following a recent re-assessment and that he could no longer afford it. The mayor, 71, told The Press of Atlantic City that he had planned to live the rest of his life in the home but was not even certain he could afford to live anywhere in Egg Harbor. [MyCentralJersey.com (Somerville), 8-21-2013]
The Litigious Society
A lawyer and former spokesman for the judiciary of Kenya filed a petition in July with the International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, seeking a re-trial of Jesus Christ and naming as defendants the state of Israel, King Herod, various Jewish elders, the former emperor of Rome (Tiberius), and of course Pontius Pilate. Dola Indidis claims that the proceedings before Roman courts did not conform to the rule of law at the time. (Indidis’s claim had been dismissed by the High Court in Nairobi, and a spokesperson for the ICJ said the court has no jurisdiction in such a case, for it is is not one between governments.) [Jerusalem Post, 7-30-2013]
Fine Points of the Law
PREVIOUSLY: No Profiling, Please: In August, minutes before a scheduled Mixed Martial Arts fight in Immokalee, Fla., the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation canceled it as “unsanctioned.” Contestant Garrett Holeve, 23, who has Down syndrome, was to fight David Steffin, 28, who has cerebral palsy, and both had trained intensively for eight weeks and were outraged by the decision. Said Holeve’s father, of his son’s reaction, “[T]hat hurts his feelings and angers him.” “Their decision is pretty arbitrary [and] discriminatory.” [WINK-TV (Fort Myers), 8-5-2013]
Perspective
Researchers can accurately estimate a person’s economic status just by learning which environmental toxins are in his body, concluded a University of Exeter (England) research team recently, using U.S. data. Although “both rich and poor Americans are walking waste dumps,” wrote the website Quartz, reporting the conclusions, poorer people’s typical food leaves lead, cadmium, and the banned Bisphenol-A whereas richer people more likely accumulate heavy metals (mercury, arsenic, thallium) from aquatic lean protein (and acquire oxybenzone from the active ingredient in sunscreens). Previous research was thought to show that richer Americans ate healthier (for example, eating fruits and vegetables instead of canned foods), but the Exeter research shows they merely house different toxins. [Quartz (qz.com), 8-5-2013]
Strange Old World
PREVIOUSLY: In May, a Brazilian cancer-fighting foundation, AAPEC, published a series of photos of its new mascot that it hopes will call attention to the dread of testicular cancer, and the initial worldwide reviews demonstrate that, indeed, people may never, ever forget their first glance at “Mr. Balls.” AAPEC described its character as a “friendly snowman in the shape of testicles”--friendly in the sense of a buck-toothed humanoid with a puffy-cheeked smile and the body of a huge scrotal sac dotted with small curly hairs and rough skin. As photos of the genial “Senhor Testiculo” circulated in June, he was variously described as “disturbing,” “horrifying,” “terrifying,” and “a nightmare.” [AAPEC.org.br via Buzzfeed, 5-8-2013]
Least Competent Criminals
Recurring Themes: (1) PREVIOUSLY: Vade Bradley, 39, was arrested on arson charges in Hayward, Calif., in August after burning down an apartment house carport, totally destroying six vehicles. He was siphoning other people’s gasoline in the carport when he decided to light a cigarette. (2) Richard Boudreaux was charged in January with burglarizing Kenney’s Seafood (where he previously worked) in Slidell, La., when he became the most recent perp to fail to outflank surveillance cameras. He had thought to wear a bucket over his head as he moved through the store--except he had waited until well inside (within camera range) before actually putting it on. [Contra Costa Times, 8-2-2013] [Times-Picayune, 1-15-2013]
A News of the Weird Classic (April 2010)
Computer hardware engineer Toshio Yamamoto, 49, this year [2010] celebrates 15 years' work tasting and cataloguing all the Japanese ramen (instant noodles) he can get his hands on (including the full ingredients list, texture, flavor, price, and "star" rating for each), for the massive 4,300-ramen database on his website, expanded recently with "hundreds" of video reviews and with re-reviews of many of previously appearing products (in case the taste had changed, he told journalist Lisa Katayama, writing in April [2010] on the popular blog Boing Boing). Yamamoto said he had always eaten ramen for breakfast seven days a week but cut back recently to five. "I feared that, if I continued at [the seven-day] pace, I would get bored." [BoingBoing.net, 4-6-2010, 2-22-2010]
Thanks This Week to David Swanson and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Weirdnuz.M335, September 8, 2013
Copyright 2013 by Chuck Shepherd
Lead Story
PREVIOUSLY ON WEIRD UNIVERSE: Loco Parentis: First-time mother Amy Webb proudly notates dozens of data points about her child each day and obsessively tracks their detailed progression by computer on spreadsheets, according to the provocative first-person account she wrote for Slate.com in July. In categories ranging from ordinary vital signs, to the kid’s progress in sound-making, to dietary reactions, to quantity and quality of each poop, stats are kept 24/7 (even with a bedside laptop to facilitate nighttime entries). She began tracking her own health during pregnancy but then decided, “Why stop now?” when her daughter was born. Webb’s pediatrician rated the kid’s health as “A-minus” but the parents’ as “C,” adding “You guys need to relax. Leave the spreadsheets [out].” Webb and her husband remain confident that their extreme tracking optimizes their chances to raise a healthy daughter. [Slate.com, 7-9-2013]
Compelling Explanations
PREVIOUSLY: Dr. Timothy Sweo said later that he was only trying to make his diagnosis of “lumbar lardosis” “less technical” for patient Terry Ragland when he described her condition as “ghetto booty.” The shape of her spine makes her buttocks stick out more, he said, and he prescribed pain medication as there is no cure, per se. Nonetheless, Ragland felt insulted and filed a complaint against Dr. Sweo with the Tennessee Department of Health in July. Said she, “I couldn’t believe he said that.” [WREG-TV (Memphis), 7-13-2013]
An Anglican parishioner complained in August about the “blasphemous” bumper sticker that she saw on the car of Rev. Alice Goodman of Cambridge, England, but Rev. Goodman immediately defended it as not irreligious (although, she conceded, perhaps “vulgar”). The sticker read “WTFWJD?” which is a play on the popular evangelical Christian slogan “WWJD?”--“What Would Jesus Do?” (“WTF” is a vulgar but omnipresent acronym on the Internet.) Rev. Goodman pointed out that even Dr. Rowan Williams, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, seemed unshocked by her sticker when he saw it. [Daily Telegraph, 8-8-2013]
PREVIOUSLY: The wife of Valentino Ianetti was found dead in Stanhope, N.J., in 2010 with 47 stab wounds, leading police to immediately suspect her husband, who was at home with her. However, after three years’ incarceration, Ianetti, 63, won release in August by finally convincing prosecutors that his wife actually committed suicide. Although the case is still officially “under investigation,” the medical examiner concluded that 46 of the wounds were superficial--“hesitation” cuts perhaps self-inflicted as the wife built up the courage to administer a final thrust. Also, the wife was found with a heavy dose of oxycodone in her system and likely hardly felt pain from any of the 47 wounds. [Star-Ledger (Newark), 8-16-2013]
Ironies
Germany’s “center-left” Social Democrats posted about 8,000 campaign placards in July that it proudly hailed as “eco-friendly,” biodegradable, to attract support of environment-concerned voters. However, 48 hours later, at the first rainfall, the posters became waterlogged and, indeed, biodegraded. Reported Hamburg’s Spiegel Online, “None of the campaign workers could have guessed . . . how quickly the environmentally friendly process . . . would begin.” [Spiegel Online, 8-2-2013]
Actually, That’s Why She’s in Trouble: In August, a federal judge in Seattle sentenced Alicia Cruz, 31, to four years in prison for violating court-ordered drug treatment stemming from a 2011 conviction for stealing the identifies of more than 300 people. Cruz had won a second chance (drug treatment, instead of prison) by convincing the judge that she was no longer a crook--that this time, she would abandon her identity-theft life and go straight. Added Cruz, “I’m a different person now.” [Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 8-9-2013]
James “Sonny” McCullough, the mayor of the New Jersey shore town of Egg Harbor (pop. 4,240), announced in August that he was selling his waterfront home--because real estate taxes were too high (more than $31,000 a year) following a recent re-assessment and that he could no longer afford it. The mayor, 71, told The Press of Atlantic City that he had planned to live the rest of his life in the home but was not even certain he could afford to live anywhere in Egg Harbor. [MyCentralJersey.com (Somerville), 8-21-2013]
The Litigious Society
A lawyer and former spokesman for the judiciary of Kenya filed a petition in July with the International Court of Justice in The Hague, Netherlands, seeking a re-trial of Jesus Christ and naming as defendants the state of Israel, King Herod, various Jewish elders, the former emperor of Rome (Tiberius), and of course Pontius Pilate. Dola Indidis claims that the proceedings before Roman courts did not conform to the rule of law at the time. (Indidis’s claim had been dismissed by the High Court in Nairobi, and a spokesperson for the ICJ said the court has no jurisdiction in such a case, for it is is not one between governments.) [Jerusalem Post, 7-30-2013]
Fine Points of the Law
PREVIOUSLY: No Profiling, Please: In August, minutes before a scheduled Mixed Martial Arts fight in Immokalee, Fla., the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation canceled it as “unsanctioned.” Contestant Garrett Holeve, 23, who has Down syndrome, was to fight David Steffin, 28, who has cerebral palsy, and both had trained intensively for eight weeks and were outraged by the decision. Said Holeve’s father, of his son’s reaction, “[T]hat hurts his feelings and angers him.” “Their decision is pretty arbitrary [and] discriminatory.” [WINK-TV (Fort Myers), 8-5-2013]
Perspective
Researchers can accurately estimate a person’s economic status just by learning which environmental toxins are in his body, concluded a University of Exeter (England) research team recently, using U.S. data. Although “both rich and poor Americans are walking waste dumps,” wrote the website Quartz, reporting the conclusions, poorer people’s typical food leaves lead, cadmium, and the banned Bisphenol-A whereas richer people more likely accumulate heavy metals (mercury, arsenic, thallium) from aquatic lean protein (and acquire oxybenzone from the active ingredient in sunscreens). Previous research was thought to show that richer Americans ate healthier (for example, eating fruits and vegetables instead of canned foods), but the Exeter research shows they merely house different toxins. [Quartz (qz.com), 8-5-2013]
Strange Old World
PREVIOUSLY: In May, a Brazilian cancer-fighting foundation, AAPEC, published a series of photos of its new mascot that it hopes will call attention to the dread of testicular cancer, and the initial worldwide reviews demonstrate that, indeed, people may never, ever forget their first glance at “Mr. Balls.” AAPEC described its character as a “friendly snowman in the shape of testicles”--friendly in the sense of a buck-toothed humanoid with a puffy-cheeked smile and the body of a huge scrotal sac dotted with small curly hairs and rough skin. As photos of the genial “Senhor Testiculo” circulated in June, he was variously described as “disturbing,” “horrifying,” “terrifying,” and “a nightmare.” [AAPEC.org.br via Buzzfeed, 5-8-2013]
Least Competent Criminals
Recurring Themes: (1) PREVIOUSLY: Vade Bradley, 39, was arrested on arson charges in Hayward, Calif., in August after burning down an apartment house carport, totally destroying six vehicles. He was siphoning other people’s gasoline in the carport when he decided to light a cigarette. (2) Richard Boudreaux was charged in January with burglarizing Kenney’s Seafood (where he previously worked) in Slidell, La., when he became the most recent perp to fail to outflank surveillance cameras. He had thought to wear a bucket over his head as he moved through the store--except he had waited until well inside (within camera range) before actually putting it on. [Contra Costa Times, 8-2-2013] [Times-Picayune, 1-15-2013]
A News of the Weird Classic (April 2010)
Computer hardware engineer Toshio Yamamoto, 49, this year [2010] celebrates 15 years' work tasting and cataloguing all the Japanese ramen (instant noodles) he can get his hands on (including the full ingredients list, texture, flavor, price, and "star" rating for each), for the massive 4,300-ramen database on his website, expanded recently with "hundreds" of video reviews and with re-reviews of many of previously appearing products (in case the taste had changed, he told journalist Lisa Katayama, writing in April [2010] on the popular blog Boing Boing). Yamamoto said he had always eaten ramen for breakfast seven days a week but cut back recently to five. "I feared that, if I continued at [the seven-day] pace, I would get bored." [BoingBoing.net, 4-6-2010, 2-22-2010]
Thanks This Week to David Swanson and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Comments
Amy Webb This must be Jack's grand-daughter; "Just the facts, Mam, just the facts."
Ghetto Booty That'll teach him! He should have used the technical term Bubble Butt.
WTFWJD? I'd guess, nothing, as English, let alone 'WTF' hadn't been invented yet.
Jersey Shore One popular way of getting rid of economic problems seems to be taxing the economy out of existence. "No, Sir. We don't have an injun problem around here any more."
AAPEC's Mascot Goodness gracious great balls of :ahhh: !
Toshio Yamamoto Could 7 days a week lead to canoodling with noodles?
Ghetto Booty That'll teach him! He should have used the technical term Bubble Butt.
WTFWJD? I'd guess, nothing, as English, let alone 'WTF' hadn't been invented yet.
Jersey Shore One popular way of getting rid of economic problems seems to be taxing the economy out of existence. "No, Sir. We don't have an injun problem around here any more."
AAPEC's Mascot Goodness gracious great balls of :ahhh: !
Toshio Yamamoto Could 7 days a week lead to canoodling with noodles?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/08/13 at 10:54 AM
child progress- That kid is never going to have issues. :roll:
WTFWJD- Smack her for having that bumper sticker.
suicide- Was the theme song from M*A*S*H playing on the stereo?
disolving political signs- WIN!!!!
mayor- That town is going to have to start paying their mayor better.
World court- Re-try Christ?? Well since there is nothing else going on anywhere...
differently-abled fights- If they trained for it and had supervision for safety then what right does the gov have to step in.
toxin- "I've got toxins from low place where the drink I down and the food it chases poisons meeee'
mascot- I think its a cancerous testicle.
ramen 7 down to 5 days a week- Bored hell, hes gonna have a stroke from all the salt!
WTFWJD- Smack her for having that bumper sticker.
suicide- Was the theme song from M*A*S*H playing on the stereo?
disolving political signs- WIN!!!!
mayor- That town is going to have to start paying their mayor better.
World court- Re-try Christ?? Well since there is nothing else going on anywhere...
differently-abled fights- If they trained for it and had supervision for safety then what right does the gov have to step in.
toxin- "I've got toxins from low place where the drink I down and the food it chases poisons meeee'
mascot- I think its a cancerous testicle.
ramen 7 down to 5 days a week- Bored hell, hes gonna have a stroke from all the salt!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/08/13 at 08:46 PM
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