rectal scanner

Prisons' new recto-tector
Britain is installing 102 of them in jails, at the equivalent of about $9,300 a pop. Incoming inmates sit (non-invasively) in an electric-chair-looking thing, and it beeps if they're smuggling in a cell phone in their wazoo. In one lockup, they found 21. 21! Daily Telegraph
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Feb 02, 2009
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The current C.P.U.* is just over $45,000! Not bad by government standards!

*Cost Per Use
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/02/09 at 01:09 PM
I alwasy though hindsight was 20/20, not 21/21.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/02/09 at 02:04 PM
Geesh, getting a call from one of these guys would really stink.


This seems like a waste of money. Are phones the only thing they are concerned with confiscating from new inmates? Aren't there other things that they need to check up the bum for?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/02/09 at 02:24 PM
Dumbfounded - I thought the same thing. Now I know some things are stretchy... but stretchy enough for 21 cell phones???
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 02/02/09 at 02:26 PM
gay masterbation- put it on vibrate then call yourself for a prostate massage! :lol:
how long till someone claims the thing causes rectal cancer and sues them?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/02/09 at 05:35 PM
that would be- rectal incertion of this product is not recommended and may cause injury.- kevin. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/02/09 at 09:41 PM
they have ringing in their rears.
you know it could serve another purpose for some of the guys, getting them ready for thier amorous cell mates.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/02/09 at 10:37 PM
horrors! rule one never buy a used cell phone on ebay. :sick:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/03/09 at 07:10 PM
or a pooter-rooter :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/04/09 at 08:52 PM
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