Shoplifting 101 - When NOT To Shoplift

In a move that would have fit right into the movie Dumb and Dumber, two young men were caught shoplifting... from a store full of more than sixty uniformed police officers. The annual 'Shop With A Cop' event in Portland marks the beginning of the school year as the officers take dozens of needy children to a local store to purchase school supplies. Store security notified the police that the two men were stuffing their backpacks with items. The men stated "we thought the police would be distracted." You can read more about it here.
Posted By: Nethie - Sat Aug 28, 2010
Category: Cops, Crime, Humor, Ineptness, Crudity, Talentlessness, Kitsch, and Bad Art, Stupidity, Your Daily Loser, Goofs and Screw-ups





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Understatement of the year - "Common sense didn't play into their decision-making today," Simpson said.
Posted by Nethie on 08/28/10 at 12:40 AM
By the way, I apologize for the post spam. I thought I set these up to release one today, one tomorrow and so on, but I forgot to change the date.
Posted by Nethie on 08/28/10 at 01:09 AM
hell nethie, i had no idea you could do that! pretty funny, maybe they can distract fellow prisoners with the story and save their asses so to speak. LOL
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/28/10 at 01:56 AM
dang !! and I missed this opportunity to put my crack stand outside for the event rolleyes
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 08/28/10 at 02:49 PM
crack stand, would that be drugs or prostitution? LOL
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/28/10 at 04:20 PM
That is a better idea .. Hookers at my crack stand .. gotta think diversify !
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 08/28/10 at 06:04 PM
glad to counsel you on your business model sweetheart. wink
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/28/10 at 10:28 PM
BD, are you going to give Patty a piece of the action for her idea?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/28/10 at 11:33 PM
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