Weird Theory: Belly Buttons as a Sign of Mating Health

According to Dr. Aki Sinkkonen belly buttons are a sign of mating potential in fertile women:

"the symmetry, shape, and position of umbilicus can be used to estimate the reproductive potential of fertile females, including risks of certain genetically and maternally inherited fetal anomalies."

The theory seems to be that if you've got problems as a fetus, somehow they're reflected in the shape of the belly button. And such problems may mean you're a less desirable mate later on in life.

So what does this say about supermodel Karolina Kurkova who reportedly has no belly button.
     Posted By: Alex - Wed Feb 04, 2009
     Category: Body | Weird Theory

Do not touch my belly button!!!
I hate having anyone, including my husband, touch my belly button. Yuck yuck yuck. Strangely though I like other people's belly buttons.
Posted by AGFH on 02/04/09 at 07:43 AM
maybe she's an alien
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/04/09 at 08:49 AM
Kyle XY comes to mind. But I thought fertility in a woman centered more lower on down?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/04/09 at 09:23 AM
Edgar, around here we're all a bit suspicious about what new agencies (and their evil minions) have to say. Especially when they've obviously been brain washed by an alien.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/04/09 at 12:16 PM
Uncle E.: "Of course you'd say that, Smithers; you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!"
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/04/09 at 12:31 PM
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