william ballenger

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
William Ballenger, 23, Round Rock, Tex., might have killed his stepfather. ("Confessions" might get suppressed as evidence, but mugshots are always valid!) American-Statesman (Austin)
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Nov 26, 2008

Guilty....of trying to come on to the camera man. Is he winking? Throw his ass in jail.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/26/08 at 08:00 AM
What's with the right eye? Did his stepfather pop him one before Winky shot him?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/26/08 at 08:32 AM
Does the American-Statesman encourage vigilantism? They give a map to exactly where the incident occured. But definitely guilty.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 11/26/08 at 08:47 AM
Wow! Round Rock has a Premium Outlet Mall! BTW, Gary, you been from there yet? Oh, ya, guilty!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/26/08 at 09:26 AM
He's 23? I would have guessed mid-30s, at least...
Posted by Becky on 11/26/08 at 09:54 AM
I believe he popped himself in the eye while he sighted down the barrel of the shotgun!

And the Google map is great! I now know it is save to move to Pheasant Ridge Drive since the one-eyed murder is in custody!
agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/26/08 at 11:37 AM
He looks kind of like a teenage Lucifer. Guilty.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/26/08 at 12:56 PM
Uh, the Google ad under the story, for me, reads: become the kickass dad you were meant to be.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/26/08 at 12:57 PM
That proves it! RPG players ain't got the stuff to do 1st person shoot'em ups! 😉
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/27/08 at 05:22 AM
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