Witchita Bans the Color Blue

Apparently blue sno-cones are poison so they've been banned at the zoo. But that begs the question about all the other colors.
Raspberry Blue looks like degreaser
Root Beer Brown looks like motor oil
Cherry & Strawberry Red looks like hydraulic fluid
Lemon Yellow looks like .... well we know what that looks like.

Zoo Serves Poison
Posted By: Expat47 - Sun May 31, 2009

i wonder if the primary language of the employee that made the mistake is english or not. let the lawsuits begin!(you know it'll happen)
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/31/09 at 04:12 PM
My question is, how was it not immediately apparent that the snow cones did not taste like raspberry?
Posted by Nethie on 06/01/09 at 01:28 AM
yep now nobody will ever make a mistake again. what do you mean there is a red cleaning solution too? LOL
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/01/09 at 09:31 PM
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