Womb Detox Balls

So, there is a company selling herb balls that are meant to be inserted in the vagina to detox the womb. Medical professionals are, of course, advising strongly against using the product, siting infections and toxic shock syndrome amongst other problems. One doctor described the uterus like a self cleaning oven and said the herbs in the product have not been tested for use in the vagina. Ladies, really, stop sticking weird stuff up your hoo hah its contraindicated.
     Posted By: patty - Mon Jan 18, 2016
     Category: Hygiene | Genitals | Goofs and Screw-ups

You know the saying, "Don't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear." ? Perhaps there should be some sort of similar cautionary saying about what is not acceptable to put in the vagina.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/18/16 at 08:46 PM
"Self cleaning oven" as in "bun in the..."?

"Stop sticking weird stuff up your hoo hah" maybe this is why Alfred J never had a Jr.

Batteries included???
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/19/16 at 01:36 AM
Does ". . . we can drive out" ring a bell with anyone else?
Posted by Phideaux on 01/19/16 at 03:14 AM
Only if the new dude has a flashlight.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/19/16 at 09:07 AM
Florence King wrote in "Southern Ladies and Gentlemen" about a Good Ol' Boy who stared incredulously at the feminine deodorant display at the drugstore and asked her: "What's wrong with pussy?"
Posted by Frank on 01/19/16 at 12:43 PM
Citing, not "siting."
Posted by Juliepie on 01/20/16 at 07:56 AM
So if you insert it into the other orifice, will you have herbal farts?
Posted by GFinKS on 01/20/16 at 08:36 AM
Hopefully this will make the people who are dumb enough to use them unable to have (dumb) children.

Can we design and sell an all natural "Detox" product made up of a blend ricin and cyanide? It would help weed out a lot of the less intelligent and very naive people and thereby also help stop global warming! 😊
Posted by Kyle Morgan on 01/21/16 at 11:55 AM
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