Cops found enough cockroaches in this house in Leesburg, Fla., to suggest that maybe this is where they were congregating to wait for the Apocalypse [with video!] . . . . . The official reason for kicking the Colliers B team out of the British women's darts league was because they cussed during matches, but team member Melanie Partlow thinks it's because she's a one-legged, post-op tranny . . . . . The Church of England, trying really hard to de-Americanize the concept of Halloween, goes so far as to compare it to Christmas Eve (In both events, "light com[es] in the darkness") . . . . . Hard-luck Illinois woman: Even when she had an orgasm, it gave her a life-threatening stroke (and she's OK now, but, jeez--) . . . . . Leading economic indicator: Starting in June, a Portage, Ind., coke dealer had been imposing a $25/order gasoline surcharge. Today's Newsrangers: Oh, y'know, the usual gang
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cockroaches: I willing to bet the mug shots of the parents would qualify them for Daily Jury Duty
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/19 at 06:47 AM
Orgasm-related stroke: At least her husband knew she wasn't faking!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/19 at 08:24 AM
I wonder how much bragging that husband will be doing to his friends about that.
Posted by Fred on 09/19 at 08:26 AM
cockroaches: 'The police report said that a sickly smell surrounded the outside of the structure'.
Yeah. That's called a corpse, Deputy Fife.
Yeah. That's called a corpse, Deputy Fife.
Posted by Fred on 09/19 at 11:27 AM
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