worry 081008

More Things to Worry About on Wednesday
Holy Land tensions increase, er, over intellectual property rights . . . . . A new warning about drinking the water in Mexico (around Monterrey, anyway): Not only does Manuel Uribe live there (formerly, 1,230 lbs, recently a svelte 675), but so does Jose Luis Garza (about 990) . . . . . Thank goodness there's an Endangered Species Act to save precious, glorious specimens of nature, like, well, the Atlantic wolffish—Aaaagggghhhhh! Aaaaggghhhhh! Today's Newsrangers: Hal Dunham, Paul Music, Candy Clouston, Jason Newton, David Melcher, Bob Pert, Scott Langill, Joe Littrell, Keith Yearman, Gil Nelson, Stuart Worthington
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Oct 08, 2008
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Ooh, unfortunate use of the present tense: Garza died yesterday.
Posted by burlveneer on 10/08/08 at 12:10 PM
Wasn't the wolffish the inspiration for those fishy dudes that were on one episode of STNG?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/08/08 at 12:15 PM
Judging by the picture, I'm pretty sure it was at least a relative of the wolffish that hit on me at the bar last weekend.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/08/08 at 12:27 PM
I didn't even know it was possible for a human to reach 1230 lbs.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/08/08 at 12:33 PM
KW - once again we understand each other
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/08/08 at 12:37 PM
Jules, I can't help that I look this way! Somebody, please love me... :-(
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 10/08/08 at 01:18 PM
Put some glasses and lipstick on that fish and you've got the incredible Mister Limpit.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/08/08 at 01:28 PM
Why is it a 1250 pound guy has a girlfriend and I'm still single?? Oh, yeah... standards.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/08/08 at 01:49 PM
Ryan - I reccommend you get your self on an extreme makover show asap!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/08/08 at 01:53 PM
BikerPuppy - I had that exact same thought when I first heard about that guy!!!!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/08/08 at 02:00 PM
Jules - I swear we must be long lost twins or SOMETHING!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/08/08 at 03:00 PM
You would be right at home driving with us angry massholes then 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/08/08 at 03:47 PM
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