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More Things to Worry About on Friday

A de-licensed chiropractor-landlord in Hawaii was accused by impoverished tenants of performing free-lance, experimental "stem cell" injections all over their bodies, including the eyes (under threat of eviction if they declined). Honolulu Advertiser

A straight-A high school student in southern Israel, striving for authenticity in a class project, dressed up like a terrorist to check out people's (and police's) reactions! BBC News

New world record . . for most cosmetic surgeries on one woman (100) (cost: the equivalent today of $875k). Daily Mail (London)

Chutzpah! A county employee in Montana pleaded guilty to pocketing $40k in gov't and community funds (and is being sued by for pocketing $118k more than that), but the important thing, he now demands in a counterclaim, is that he wants the salary and bennies he "earned" while sitting out the period of investigation. Montana Standard (Butte)

During particularly explicit testimony at a sexual assault trial in Napanee, Ontario, this week (i.e., "I was forced into a threesome" versus "No, you loved it"), the key prosecution witness laid her credibility on the line when she swore the coach has three testicles. The Star (Toronto)

It says here that a suspected DUI driver near Osternarke, Sweden, offered up a defense to the cop that she was trying so hard to drive carefully, even going to the trouble of keeping one eye closed, to prevent her from seeing double. The Local (Stockholm)

It's Halloween year-round in Japan, what with scary supernaturals like the filth licker, the demon hag, a raccoon dog with huge testicles, the slash-mouth woman, and kappa (a monster who is notably flatulent). Washington Post
     Posted By: Chuck - Fri Oct 31, 2008

"stem cell" injections - I can do the same thing for any willing lady out there. Stem cells for all ya goirls!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 08:47 AM
And here we are in record time back to talking about super juice (aka money shot) again. Never too early in the morning for that, right?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 08:51 AM
Never too early. 😉 We (men) wake up ready.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 08:52 AM
How bad could it be to be homeless in Hawaii anyway?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 09:02 AM
I agree Jules. You would think of all places to be homeless...Hawaii is it.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 09:16 AM
stem cell injections I suppose that's ONE way to explain your heroin habit...

Terrorist That's just idiotic.

Plastic surgery I would think she'd look better than that.

Pocketing $40k Get over yourself, dude! You're about to have great benefits... in prison.

Third testicle A two-inch-by-two-inch-by-two inch plum-sized sac of blood that appears like a third testicle I would think if I were "forced" into a 3some, I'd notice something like that.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:21 AM
You know, it's not just guys who wake up ready, Maxx!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:21 AM
I used to tell my boyfriend (that I lived with in Boston) he could feel free to wake me up at any time during the night for that. He only did once in the 2 years we lived together.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 09:33 AM
I know, Jules. I tell the hubby that, too, but he rarely (if ever) does it. *sigh*
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:38 AM
My wife accuses me of sleep-humping. She said one night she decided to just let me do my thing so she got up, got undressed, then got back in bed. By that time I stopped sleep-humping and just rolled over. I guess my dream was over.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 09:42 AM
I am currently in the middle of a world religions degree. I am always interested in culture-specific beliefs carried forward and added to mainstream beliefs. Yokai gives me an reason to give my wife a reason for me to travel to Japan - research!!
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Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 10/31/08 at 09:43 AM
I think the "bunny" needs to get her $875k back!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/31/08 at 11:05 AM
Sagging hooters.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/31/08 at 11:39 AM
The "bunny" looks like she came off the pages of http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/!!
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/31/08 at 11:46 AM
"a raccoon dog with huge testicles" That's Tanuki and he is awesome!
Posted by Bill on 10/31/08 at 12:22 PM
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