The auction price for Natalie Dylan's cherry is up to $3.7m, which is a lot more than the cost of grad school in Marriage and Family Therapy, which was what the San Diego woman originally wanted the money for. Daily Telegraph (London)
F State headline: "[Port St. Lucie] Man Swings Genitals, Displays Gang Signs . . ." (but only because a young punk had taunted him for doing laundry, so what would ya expect?). South Florida Sun-Sentinel
Nikolai Grushevski applied to be a waiter at a Hooters franchise on Texas's Padre Island and, guess what, didn't get the job (and won't let this sleeping-antidiscrimination-law-dog lie). Federal Court Complaint [link from CourthouseNews.com and Overlawyered.com]
Good to see that life goes on (during war in Gaza) for Prof. David Eilam and colleagues at Tel Aviv University, who want you to know that a New York City (Manhattan) structured-grid layout of a city is better than a New Orleans-style unstructured layout and that the way they found that out was by observing how easily rats traveled in the respective layouts. The Register (London)
Recurring Theme (still works in the Internet age, though not as well as it used to): If you buy up all the local newspapers early in the morning, it's harder for your neighbors to learn you've been arrested for possessing child porn. BBC News
Comments
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Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
waiter at a Hooters
When I go to Hooters, I expect to be waited on by big tittied waitresses, hence the name HOOTERS (I know they have an owl for a logo but come on). This shit stain is gonna ruin a restaurant that serves mediocre food but has great sights. Here's an idea dude, if you want to work as a waiter go apply someplace else and let the rest of us enjoy scantily clad women serving us beer and wings.
When I go to Hooters, I expect to be waited on by big tittied waitresses, hence the name HOOTERS (I know they have an owl for a logo but come on). This shit stain is gonna ruin a restaurant that serves mediocre food but has great sights. Here's an idea dude, if you want to work as a waiter go apply someplace else and let the rest of us enjoy scantily clad women serving us beer and wings.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 08:02 AM
man sswings genitals - so you can make gang signs with your junk now? seems like too much work to me.
waiter at hooters - I say give him the job, and after a week of EVERY party that comes to the restaurant requesting another server and him making $0, he'll quit. That is how the free market works, right?
waiter at hooters - I say give him the job, and after a week of EVERY party that comes to the restaurant requesting another server and him making $0, he'll quit. That is how the free market works, right?
Posted by Matt in Florida on 01/14 at 08:12 AM
Rats It took more than ONE professor to figure out that travel in a straight line is quicker than getting lost in some maze created by a drunken French donkey?
I didn't learn much in Geometry but "The shortest distance between two points is a straight line" kind'a made good sense even way back then.
I didn't learn much in Geometry but "The shortest distance between two points is a straight line" kind'a made good sense even way back then.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/14 at 08:12 AM
Good idea, Matt. Make him wear the whole costume too. That includes the heavy pantyhose.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/14 at 08:13 AM
Man Swings Genitals
I guess throwing feces comes next. Wait, did I just type that or think it? Oh well!
I guess throwing feces comes next. Wait, did I just type that or think it? Oh well!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 08:35 AM
Expat - It looks as though the rats are smarter than those profs.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 08:36 AM
Natalie Dylan's cherry
Taco que costará demasiado!
Taco que costará demasiado!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 09:06 AM
waiter at a Hooters
If they did hire the loser, he would sue for sexual harassment
Natalie Dylan's cherry
no habla espanol - Madd Maxx
If they did hire the loser, he would sue for sexual harassment
Natalie Dylan's cherry
no habla espanol - Madd Maxx
Posted by rick in nebraska on 01/14 at 09:22 AM
Neither do I, Rick.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 09:30 AM
It is supposed to say
"That taco cost too much."
I don't know if that is correct. I figured with all the people here so worry about 'engrish' that I would illicit some comments if my spanish was off.
"That taco cost too much."
I don't know if that is correct. I figured with all the people here so worry about 'engrish' that I would illicit some comments if my spanish was off.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 09:33 AM
I would rather buy the RealTouch for $100 and pocket the other $3699900
Posted by wise @$$ on 01/14 at 09:38 AM
Damn! You truly are wise, wise @$$. I like your thinking!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 10:11 AM
I didn't know prostitution was legal in the UK... or that is was so damn profitable. Seriously? 2.5M pounds?
I don't know if I'd fear a gang whose sign was a scrotum.
I don't know if I'd fear a gang whose sign was a scrotum.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/14 at 10:25 AM
What if it was a flaming scrotum, kingmonkey?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 10:27 AM
Natalie Dylan's not even that hot... $3.7 MILLION?? For that amount, you could bang like 18,500 regular girls at the Bunny Ranch. I don't get it.
Posted by Ryan in Philly on 01/14 at 10:28 AM
fell out the window
This is another one that needs some video to go with it.
This is another one that needs some video to go with it.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 10:29 AM
I expect she thinks she's clever, but I wonder how many families will want to be counselled by a world-famous prostitute. Even if she could find clients... If you save 1,000 families in your lifetime and have sex for money once, to the world you're not a family counsellor, you're a hooker.
I am all for Mr. Grushevski's lawsuit against Hooters. What's good for the goose... I found it amusing that Hooters is described in the suit as "operating in almost 45 states." Almost? Does 45 really sound so much more impressive than 43 or 44?
I am all for Mr. Grushevski's lawsuit against Hooters. What's good for the goose... I found it amusing that Hooters is described in the suit as "operating in almost 45 states." Almost? Does 45 really sound so much more impressive than 43 or 44?
Posted by Uncle Eccoli on 01/14 at 10:47 AM
Madd Maxx - you want a gay porn video?
Posted by wise @$$ on 01/14 at 10:50 AM
Why wise @$$, are you trying to hawk your own homemade vids? No thanks, you can keep them. 
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/14 at 10:57 AM
no wise @$$, you would spend RealTouch for $100 and $3699900 in fees
Posted by ? on 01/14 at 10:59 AM
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