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More Things to Worry About

"Thanks for hiring me as a police dispatcher, and, by the way, did I mention to you that I have narcolepsy?" ("Fired? You can't fire me.") Chicago Tribune

Arrested for arson in West Virginia: Mr. J. Edgar Hoover. WSAZ-TV (Huntington)

A South Carolina researcher says Ecstasy is such a miracle-cure drug that a post-traumatic stress disorder patient said, "I feel so lucky that I got to take part in [this] project. It's basically like years of therapy in two or three hours. You can't understand it until you've experienced it." Wired Danger Room blog

Using body parts for black magic is so big in Mozambique and South Africa that laws against mutilating bodies is not enough; what law-enforcement really needs are laws against possession of other people's body parts because so many people are carryin'. The Star (Johannesburg)

British artist Jamie McCartney says he needs to make plaster casts of 20 different, um, vaginas for a sculpture that makes a point about the hymenoplasty craze, so if you have one that you'd like immortalized . . .. The Sun
     Posted By: Chuck - Fri Mar 06, 2009

Narcolepsy - That's ok. I have necromancy and I still can hold down a job.

J Edgar - I was expecting some weirdo transvestite sex crime. Boy was I let down.

Body parts - Not packin' heat, packin' meat (and not afraid to use it!)

Sculpture - Well ladies, what are you waiting for?
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/06/09 at 11:15 AM
Narcolepsy If the application didn't ask for a medical history of some sorZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Hoover The judge wants to find out if the volunteer firefighter and arsonist will do it again if set free. Ya think?

Body Parts Where's the beef? The dead people aren't complaining, are they?

Sculpture This sounds like a job opportunity for the Chattanooga girls.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/06/09 at 11:38 AM
Lem, don't let the girls see the following paragraph!

But the victim says she is entitled to blind Majid Movahedi in only one eye, because under Iranian law "each man is worth two women."
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/06/09 at 11:51 AM
Ecstasy is such a miracle-cure drug
Timothy Leary touted the benefits of LSD. He claimed he was able to successfully cure alcoholics, gluttons, smokers, drug abusers, and criminals with one session. The session consisted of the patient taking LSD in a controlled setting. Of course he took it too far when he encouraged students to "Turn on, tune in, drop out."
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/06/09 at 12:21 PM
I have narcolepsy
For pete's sake people, stop counting sheep.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/06/09 at 12:23 PM
:lol: I made my comment about Nicole's ecstasy use before I read this.
Posted by Nethie on 03/06/09 at 12:26 PM
vaginas for a sculpture
I'm doing a sculpture too. Yeah, that's right. I need some vaginas to make plaster models of too. Yeah. It's purely for art, too! Yeah, that's right. *zip*
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/06/09 at 12:30 PM
Can you develope narcolepsy later in life? Would be a good excuse for Monday meetings.
Posted by Viceman48 on 03/06/09 at 02:42 PM
Vagina sculptures?
Posted by lostinthevalleygirl on 03/06/09 at 06:45 PM
Maxx, my plaster mould should arrive at your house between Tuesday and Friday.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 03/06/09 at 07:39 PM
patty, you'd best hope Interpol doesn't frequent this site.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/09/09 at 04:30 PM
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