Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 10th

Your Daily Loser - "Honey, I can't find a babysitter to watch the kids while we go rob houses!" "That's ok dear, just bring them along." At least, I imagine that's what the conversation would have sounded like in the Santana household in April. Erika Santana of Queens, New York, had her two daughters in the get-away van when she was arrested, along with two men, for a whole crazy mess of felonies and misdemeanors. The Story.

Your Daily Loser Bonus For Mother's Day - It's a time honored tradition for kids to bring their mother breakfast in bed. But when this man let his kids try to cook breakfast, they set the kitchen on fire ... all the while mom is blissfully unaware upstairs. Oh sure, she heard "a commotion" but she thought the kids were arguing. Meanwhile, dad's rushing off to the hospital with badly burned hands. Remember Dads, on Mother's Day, only you can prevent kitchen fires.

Jury Duty - Either this is one of those things you do to yourself after a really long night of boozing it up with your friends, or if you hate yourself. Whatever the excuse, when Anna Clifford was arrested for driving under the influence, the mugshot officer had to make special allowances in order for her hair to fit into the picture. Her mother must be so proud. The Story. // The Mugshot.

     Posted By: Nethie - Sun May 10, 2009
     Category: Family | Stupid Criminals | Hair Styling | Your Daily Jury Duty | Your Daily Loser | Goofs and Screw-ups

Jury Duty -- What is up with that tongue? She looks like a Shih Tzu!
Posted by qualityleashdog on 05/10/09 at 11:07 AM
Oh, is there a time limit on these things? I figured anything that hasn't been posted here before is fair game.
Posted by Nethie on 05/10/09 at 10:39 PM
How did she get her hair to stay erect in the car?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/11/09 at 04:20 PM
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